Wow, this thing is ancient isn't it?

I haven't been on here since like the dawn of time, maybe even farther... hm... let me rephrase:
I haven't been posting on this blog since the midnight of time.

Yeah, I don't really have much to say really, I guess it's more like, now that I'm in university, my life has gotten more hectic.

I've gotten so much homework, like I'm swamped bro. Yeah, I say bro now, one might even say I'm straight... right. I guess there's not much I can really say, more or less anyway. I'll do my best to update this blog, but I really doubt it. I mean if my life was exciting I'd blog like mad, but I'm not... seriously. The most exciting thing to happen to me this month was well... I spent more than an hour at the Disney Store for three consecutive days deciding on whether I should get Mulan or Pocahontas from the Disney Animators' Collection. Yes, they're dolls, they're meant for kids 3+, but do I give a flying fuck? HELL NO.

Oh right, people read my blog because I'm "funny", so let me try some hilarity:
In class today I was chosen to represent the class in a cruel, sadistic activity my professor called, "Class Discussion" I forgot to read for this chapter, I'm usually on top of those kinds of things, but I guess I was just busy. Anyway, I was in front of the class, and might I add, the guys in my History class are more or less attractive. I have the hots for one, but I'll get to that one day; so as on can tell, I was nervous. I stood in front of the class, and well, my inner gay came out, I was a huge sassy bitch basically giving attitude to my prof, was it obvious to the prof? No, but to the students, yes. I got them to laugh, so I guess that's good.

Ok, so today's post is kind of on the dry side, but don't worry, I'll write a post with more sustenance soon!
I'll keep you posted, for those who still check, thank you so much! I love you!

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Well now, I've decided to go with the grain....

I got Tumblr [ http://mindmymales.tumblr.com/ ]

  I know right, I was surprised too, but I guess all good things must move on in order to keep up with da timez, but just so you know, I will be posting on here... Maybe, I still haven't decided....

  Well, follow my new little Tumblr, and please feel free to tell EVERYONE (:

Gurl's been bakin.

   Yeah, you read right, I was baking, I bake all the time... wait, did you think different kind of bake? Like self bake? Pfft, f that s. I got stuff to do. Maybe one day when the clock strikes well.

  Goodness, I am so gay, it sort of hurts, I bake, I clean, I cook, I'm friggen Julia Child over here, well more like a mother, but whatever.

  I baked cupcakes, and a cake, the cake I substituted like half the shortening for margarine instead, damn was that a bad idea, it now tastes like a sad little lemon cupcake took a giant sadness filled dump in it, but nonetheless I won't waste it, so I'll force myself to eat it. Haha.

  Anyway, I'm sure when it's easter I'll have time to properly post, for now try and enjoy my picture of a rock: