A Long LONG Time Ago...

I'm gonna be testing all I can to make my posts fancier.
So yeah I'm back people! I know where did I go? Oh I dunno reading 1 of my 24 newly borrowed books.

Backstory:

 Last year i read all of the Gay themed books I could get from the library and heck only some of them were actually really good while some were just... Nauseating... Like a really good book is Totally Joe by James Howe. Its based on some guy from the Misfits... I didn't wanna read that one LOL anyways. I read all of the books i could and i was all "OMG! ITS 2010! MAYBE?" So I looked and yes our Library got a bunch of book and now I have like 12 in my room and 12 on hold... I'm so excited! I'm only on number 2 which is really sad... So after this I'm going to read up a storm haha. I really wanna read... Band Fags... The title interests me haha.

So I don't think y'all would remember... [ http://mindmymales.blogspot.com/2010/01/totally-valid-theory.html ] Mr.Pina Colada. Yes he visits on Thursdays... Large PC add a banana... But I was working last Wednesday... And he came. Yeah it totally blows the whole thing outta whack! I mean he has a binder again, school... But hey, I don't understand how College or University works... So I won't say anything, but when he came he was wearing a hat and he looked really upset for some reason. He came looking like he was just dumped. I think thats it, the beautiful Mr.Pina got dumped ):
 So he came and I recognized him but i didnt wanna look wierd so I was like, "Hi, what can i get for you?" and he was all, "Pina Colada" and I pulled the Large cup without him saying the size and I was like oops... But now that i look at him only his eyes are similar to Trevor's, they're obviously not the same people.

  And speaking of Trevor, its been like... Uh... more than a month since I've seen him. Last time I saw him was the New Heights Festival. And according to my New Heights post it was January 21. Yeah... I'm guessing fired... Or Maternity Leave!! Just like my friend from Ardene. Yes not the one I've mentioned before who reads my blog [Who is awesome BTDUBS] the other one LOL [Follow her! CrustyBandaid ] But in all honesty maybe he took time off for school... But my thoughts all point to quit, he looked important.

Oh! And i've changed the names of the two hot guys... Yeah one is Lover and the other is So Soft, I mean the first one is my love from gr9 and the second I think just looks so cute and like huggable like a Teddy Bear, which are soft so... Hence the name.
  In english on friday [last day before spring break, second last block] he said somethings and he looked at me and caught me kinda staring and he like smiled and it was so cute!

 English is my favourite class... I may not how to use punctuations... But i know the difference between there, they're and there, but i sometimes want to put too when to is needed... Like lets go too the mall... Yeah, but its ok. Its not like I'll be writing any novels soon psht haha.
  Thursdays are even better. I have double block of English then double block of Drama, I really like it even though i probably can't act and no one will tell me because they're too polite... I dunno I like being someone different... Its so boring being me 24/7

I think thats it?

Speaking of Men... It pisses...

So i've been walking around the school, earth and well in my acting class... And well i hear lots of people say the word "Fag" lately... I mean people say it to me practically everyday, which i really don't care about, I mean I am. So why should it matter to when people are honest to me? What i really don't like is how they say "fag" in general. I mean one, its rude to people who aren't even if you are joking and its also rude to people who are. All i want to say is, I want you to think about what you say before you say it. Its rude to many others.
Example: I went to a beach during the Summer and well its sort of a gay hangout, they were like everywhere. I know gays are people... But i like to specify ok? So I was reading a sign and it said something like "No inflatables" and i was like "OMG, that's so gay" Needless to say, it was offensive to others. Even if I am gay i have no right to degrade us. It only makes it ok for others to do it then. [Yes Mean Girls refrence... If you got it]

You gotta stop calling each other Sluts and Whores. I only lets guys call you Sluts and Whores. -Tina Fey

My Whole Magical Plan

My friend... Lets call her ARDENE LOL Told me she reads my blog, which it totally sweet! I mean lol i didn't think anyone besides like... Selena, Jenny... I think thats it LOL read it... You know unless i force them! So yeah, this one is my Feb plan....

I have a feeling its not gonna work, but eh... I think the joy is in thinking it up and pretending to do it. So here it is:
                                                  So for gr12 i wanna be one of those hot guys people remember and go: OMFG. THAT GUY IS SO HOT!! I mean hello? Gr12 are SUPPOSED to be hot!! I mean i think some are... Well some at our school are like ew... But anyways here starting tomorrow [Feb.1] I will wake up at 6am and exercise for like... 1hr and then i'll shower and junk, then my mom makes some disgusting green drink that has like peppers, bitter melon, apple? Its SO GROSS. But it makes you lose weight like CRAZY, then for lunch i'm going to eat like so much less... And yeah that takes out random junk food after school. And of course for dinner LESS MEAT MORE GREEN VEGGIE-TABLES (: Oh yeah... More water, cuz thats good for you!

Yeah i highly doubt this is gonna happen.. I mean for one I WORK AT ORANGE JULIUS two... I'm too lazy to wake up tomorrow D: And today i had 3 hot dogs... Yeah... Im gonna die obease and i wont make it to the reunion which our school should have btw... I mean cuz if we don't i'm gonna slap someone (:

Totally Valid Theory

Ok so whenever I see Trevor you know [If you've read my blog at least once, i don't think i always have to link you hahaha.] yeah so if i see him... He like never has a closing shift, which i find is odd ):

So when i see him and he has an early shift something wierd happens...
Story time!
So like i say, when i see him there is always and I mean always one guy who comes. He has like... Uh... Hair is kinda like shaved but half growing back. Its a very VERY VERY cute blonde. Its like woah. Ok and so he comes with hsi nice big sweater, jeans and sneakers and he has this one big grey binder. [I wonder whats in it!] And then he comes with his totally many sexy voice and says "Can i get a Large Pina Colada with a Banana please?" and im always thinking [OMFG CUTE AND HAS MANNERS] Ooh reminds me of a little story:
                                          Ok so I went to awesome friend's birthday party yesterday, and after our awesome downtowning we went back to her house. He brother and her brother's friend was there. He has that whole emo thing going on skinny jeans, emo hair and well anyways. I walked by her bro's room and saw the bed and emo was sitting on it so i said to him "Oh hey! My cousin has bed sheets like that!" and he looked kinda scared but said it very cutely "Oh... Uh... Thats not my bed... Im just friends with Josh" and im like "Oh... But it doesnt change the fact its the same haha" and then Josh went into the room and like slammed the door shut, but it totally didnt slam shut. Then i see emo walk up slowly and close the door nice polietly and quietly haha it was so cute! And like later that night he had the phone [it rang obv] anf he was all "Uh... Josh's mom, the phone's for you" I mean OMFG. He was so ADORABLE! And polite!!! I mean my child is totally gonna be like him!! Omg... Look at me totally fawning over a GR8!! I feel like a cougar! (:
Ok back to the story. So That pina colada guy was so cute!! And well here's the odd part... He looks exactly like Trevor from Starbucks. If you minus the hair, the jeans, the sweater and the shoes and add black dress pants, shoes and shirt and some hot brown hair. They look JUST THE SAME. Yeah odd.

So theory, he and Trevor are either Twins... Or PC guy... IS Trevor!! I mean he coud have like a wig on! LOL I mean hello, its CRAZY! And PC guy was totally into me (:

Whenever he comes i'm always like "Oh back again? Large Pina Colada add Banana right?" and he smiles and says "I'm glad you remember me, yes (:" and so yeah. But this wednesday I was working with Selena, you know selena? Asian in love with Cameron [barf] and yeah. So she spilled and im not kidding she SPILLED 3-berry blast all over my blackberry!!! [Thank good nothing happened to "BlackJeans" (its it's name] so i go back and im all OMFG!! SELENA!! and i come back out to pour his drink [i made extra by accident] and i say "Oops... If i made extra... You can still have it (smile and wink)" he laughs and totally shows his delicious teeth. And to make conversation as i pour i say "Omg, she spilled 3-berry all over my blackberry, so ironic right?" and he laughs and says "OMG thats so ironic!! xD" then looks at his blackberry for a few seconds.... Im like OMG MY PIN IS... But yeah, he didnt say it ):

But thats my stories... Trevor man, is he PC? What do you think!? COMMENT!?

Trevor = PC Guy
PC Guy Hot = Just like Trevor
Totally makes sense right?

Well, well well epiphany we meet again.

So i was baking some fish and it like HIT ME.
But then while eating it, i lost it.
So i guess i came up with something of sorts.

Epiphanies. They come, and they will go. But in all: CATCH IT IN THE MOMENT.
or at least write it down.