I haven't been on here since like the dawn of time, maybe even farther... hm... let me rephrase:
I haven't been posting on this blog since the midnight of time.
Yeah, I don't really have much to say really, I guess it's more like, now that I'm in university, my life has gotten more hectic.
I've gotten so much homework, like I'm swamped bro. Yeah, I say bro now, one might even say I'm straight... right. I guess there's not much I can really say, more or less anyway. I'll do my best to update this blog, but I really doubt it. I mean if my life was exciting I'd blog like mad, but I'm not... seriously. The most exciting thing to happen to me this month was well... I spent more than an hour at the Disney Store for three consecutive days deciding on whether I should get Mulan or Pocahontas from the Disney Animators' Collection. Yes, they're dolls, they're meant for kids 3+, but do I give a flying fuck? HELL NO.
Oh right, people read my blog because I'm "funny", so let me try some hilarity:
In class today I was chosen to represent the class in a cruel, sadistic activity my professor called, "Class Discussion" I forgot to read for this chapter, I'm usually on top of those kinds of things, but I guess I was just busy. Anyway, I was in front of the class, and might I add, the guys in my History class are more or less attractive. I have the hots for one, but I'll get to that one day; so as on can tell, I was nervous. I stood in front of the class, and well, my inner gay came out, I was a huge sassy bitch basically giving attitude to my prof, was it obvious to the prof? No, but to the students, yes. I got them to laugh, so I guess that's good.
Ok, so today's post is kind of on the dry side, but don't worry, I'll write a post with more sustenance soon!
I'll keep you posted, for those who still check, thank you so much! I love you!
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Showing posts with label My Life in General. Show all posts
Showing posts with label My Life in General. Show all posts
Nov 9, 2011
Mar 31, 2011
So, it's been a month..
Anyone remember that time where I said I would normally post updates and everyone would be like, "Oh gee wiz, that Micah kid is such a daring and hilarious person, I think I might go gay for him." Ok, no one would ever say that, but if someone did I would be pretty excited, but that's going to have to wait till later, I know I have been lacking drawings for the past while, but my tablet seems to be on the fritz [Haha, I'm so 90s] But do you best to not worry, I will get it fixed...
In other news I think James Marsden is very attractive, especially when in a suit, refer to fig.1
Ok, no, F^CK. THIS. SH!T. I DIED.
In other news I think James Marsden is very attractive, especially when in a suit, refer to fig.1
Fig.1
Now, Spring break has been going on for a while now, I unlike many other schools have two weeks, the first week was totally fun, I was out like almost everyday, seeing as a majority of my friends live outside the district of Surrey, then the second week hit... I've been at home every. single. day.
Now, any normal person would be like, "Oh gee, Micah, you're such a LOSER." And really, I agree with you, but I've gotten to learn a lot in these past few days....
Anyway, I did fine. I had a fun week, I did no work, I cleaned the home like a good little gay, I baked... also like a good little gay and now I'm in the midst of writing my Writing project.
Did I mention I'm going to bake again tonight? Oh yeah, this boy has some fire coming out of his shoes gurl.
That's what i TRIED to make
It turned out delicious... But not that pretty....
Also, I finished God of War III, I'm not going to spoil the ending, but for those who have finished it I will say, unsatisfied, I was still hungering for more... But, a thought occurred to me while playing the game... "Gee, Kratos... Deimos and well... Basically all the gods would looks soooooo good naked."
I know, it's a whole new level in creepy, weird, gay and well, me. But really... Deimos is like my secret lovuurrr....
Kratos' brother! Their family sure was a lucky bunch!
Anyway, I think I'm done with all my little banter, I didn't want to go for 2 months without an upload so I kind of cooked this up all in 30min. Thanks for reading thus far, I'll continue the post I started on February 25th...
Jan 23, 2011
Here we are! Totally procrastinating...
Haha, yeah it's amazing isn't it? I'm very surprised that I actually committed to this... I could go into detail about how I have commitment issues... but I'd rather not. I mean in English last year I wrote a very off topic speech... Surprisingly it was really good, I laugh at the thought...
So, I've realized that I'm pretty stupid, I'm sure most of the people I know can already tell... You know I wouldn't be surprised if the people I didn't know thought that too... There are, of course, the select few who would beg to differ... ok... I made it up, but still, I have faith. But! to further prove that I in fact am stupid, I have evidence gathered from my recent actions:
Ok... Maybe I'm not stupid... Just really weird... And I might have a case of ADD... Ha....ha....ha...
I should get myself checked... Rainbows coming out from one's mouth isn't really... Well normal.
So, I've realized that I'm pretty stupid, I'm sure most of the people I know can already tell... You know I wouldn't be surprised if the people I didn't know thought that too... There are, of course, the select few who would beg to differ... ok... I made it up, but still, I have faith. But! to further prove that I in fact am stupid, I have evidence gathered from my recent actions:
I should get myself checked... Rainbows coming out from one's mouth isn't really... Well normal.
To eat? Or not to eat? There should never be a question.
Jan 10, 2011
I will totally blog more...
So my new years resolution [My friend seems to think that your birthday should be your *New Year*, I mean I agree and all, but I want to be generic and lame. So I've decided to ponder it..] Anyway... My new years resolution is to blog more and be totally popular and loved like my friend Urooba [http://underuroobasumbrella.blogspot.com/] So I have thought up some new ideas, how they'll fly? I don't really know... Also I don't know when I'll post, but I will! I really want to... I just always forget. I call it a curse... Though it's not...
Maybe I should upload a picture of hot guys every post?
James Dean
Chris Rockway *Beware, tis a porn star*
Should I randomly upload the anime characters I just can't help, but think are super delicious? [I did not draw these BTW.]
Bruno
Byron
Lt. Surge
Maybe like my idols [Like "The Oatmeal" http://theoatmeal.com/ or like "Hyperbole and a Half http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/] I should draw pictures while talking about my life...
[Ps. I don't have my tablet wire I actually need to look for it, so it'll get better.... I hope... Well I'm sure it'll be better... Honestly, my mousepad on my laptop can't do my AMAZING drawing skills ANY justice...]
Or should I like write about my life and just stick to what I'm doing, I don't know... I'll come up with something...
What do you think?
Aug 6, 2010
More updates... Sigh... I need to post more
I met my husband. He started to avoid me because I stared too much.
I met my second husband. I took a picture with him. I forgot to ask his name.
I met my third husband. We totally hit it off. I know his name. He's straight.
I met my fourth husband. We totally hit it off. I know his name. He has a boyfriend.
I met my fifth husband. We totally hit it off. I know his name. He doesn't have a boyfriend. Because he has a girlfriend at the moment. [BI]
I met my sixth husband. I knew that was way too much for normal so I didn't do anything about it.
That's pretty much what happened in the span of 5 weeks. From June till now? Don't get me started.
OMG. The pride parade!!! Look what I've gained!
I met my second husband. I took a picture with him. I forgot to ask his name.
I met my third husband. We totally hit it off. I know his name. He's straight.
I met my fourth husband. We totally hit it off. I know his name. He has a boyfriend.
I met my fifth husband. We totally hit it off. I know his name. He doesn't have a boyfriend. Because he has a girlfriend at the moment. [BI]
I met my sixth husband. I knew that was way too much for normal so I didn't do anything about it.
That's pretty much what happened in the span of 5 weeks. From June till now? Don't get me started.
OMG. The pride parade!!! Look what I've gained!
Pride gains: 21 condoms, 6 flavoured condoms, 2 condom+lube combos, sunglasses, bandana, fan, star, 2 hot guy pictures, a polaroid with hot sweaty guy, a picture with a drag queen, a picture with 2 trojan men, 3 Trojan tattoos, a @kylieminogue 3$ off coupon for her NEW AWESOME CD, 3 pins Dolly Parton, I ♡ cowboys and blood donations, a gay magazine and one husband. [He's the second husband]
I'm wearing the tattoo at the moment! LAWL. Hahah!
And I want an ear piercing... I have to wait till after grad photos d:
I think that's it LOL So I guess.... It's not really that much of a long ass story.
Legally Blonde the Musical. That's an amazing musical! You should watch it! I want the soundtrack so bad haha.
I honestly love Reese Witherspoon and Anne Hathaway. I think my top 5 movies are,
1. The Devil Wears Prada
2. Mean Girls
3. The Princess Diaries
4. Legally Blonde 1/2
5. Summer Storm
But honestly, this list changes without notices like 24/7 haha
"Remember the time we spent those four AMAZING hours in the hot tub? This feels so much better."
Hoe.Lee. Sh.Eat.
Ok yeah, obviously I haven't updated since May! Ok, fine... June. But still! It's [I've learned to use It's and Its now!] August! I mean honestly, what have I Been doing? WELL
1.Camping
2.Summer School
3.Me being "Popular"
4.Work
1. Camping
So like many people I go camping in the summer. But unlike many other people I went camping in the States!! Yeah! Oregon and Washington. I love Nordstrom! So nice, but honestly... It's because all the employees are either a hot girl or a gay guy. You must be thinking, "Omg, you're totally lying! I mean hot girls and gay guys?! Mental!!" That's exactly what I said when my cousin told me! But when I arrived, I was awestruck. It was wonderful. It was like heaven... Oh! For the people who don't know what Nordstrom is, it's basically like a huge mall for amazing designer things! Like Louis Vuitton, Coach, Gucci, etc. etc. My cousins both bought two Gucci... Side bag-like things. It's cool, but that's so conforming. I mean everyone has them! But I'm being Hypocritical, I bought only brand name things! True Religion Jeans, Calvin Klein Bag, Guess? Jeans and etc. [God i sound like an advertisement] I even bought my first ever Hollister branded... Thing. [It was a Hoodie haha] and my first ever Sweat Pants, They're so comfortable! It's crazy! I've never had sweats before. Now that I have, it's like, "Woah. I should have worn them earlier on in my life." Anyway, back to Nordstrom. I love it. That's it haha.
Ok, so you might be thinking, "Pfft, that's not camping! You just went shopping!!" well yeah... But we went camping where I met the love of my life haha, I'm not going into it. But I met my love and he actually acknowledged me, he said he'd love me and I believed him, but I made him promise to not contact me after I left the campsite, same for me... I mean... Long distance never works... Right? Anyway, there was this one campsite where they had these things called... Yurts they're like cabins... So I guess that takes away the whole camping thing, but still we only used it for one night... It was raining so badly... Like it's not even funny haha. [As I laugh.]
Basically camping was amazing, but when I first arrived back home I went to the bathroom and actually did say out loud, "My first Canadian piss in weeks!" Yeap, that's me being lame.
Now... I have a short little message about the states. All the guys there are super HOT!!! Yes! They're like basically all white, tall, good looking... But then there are others I guess. But basically it's [For the guys] You're either: 1. White and Hot
2. White and Hot and Gay
3. White and Hot, but Rude
4. Fat
5. A Child.
Yeap, those are basically the male categories... In my completely Biased and Racist opinion. Lots of the guys I saw were gay, and I had like many people flirt with me, it was so weird... I mean look at me! LOL. Yes, that's it. Oh and the girls are very pretty and some where really hot!
2. Summer School
You might be thinking, "Holy crap! An Asian!? IN SUMMER SCHOOL!?" I can say this because I've had that said to me before. So you know, we're all a little bit racist. But let me clear this up for you, I took summer school because I needed 4 provincial examinable courses in order to be a Math teacher [Yes, I'm Asian and I'm going to be a math teacher, I'm totally kicking down the stereotypes eh?] And I didn't want to take 5 months of History! And I know I'll fail Chemistry 12, so there's no point in that. So... It was 5 months put into 5 weeks. It was horrible and scary. I almost failed... Ok I wasn't close to failing, but whatever LOL. My friend Nisha was there! She helped me get through the tough times that is/was summer school. My teacher was pretty funny and pretty foxy too! (: I wanted it to end so bad, but now that it's over [It ended today] I kind of miss it... Just not the waking up early thing.
3. Me being "Popular"
I lied... I'm not popular. I just never like staying home. So i call people and we hang. No one ever calls me d: I feel so lame, but it's ok. I um... Have nothing else to say... I guess I was just busy haha.
4. Work
I worked, like once a week. But still I was too lazy to update after that. So yeah, speaking of work. I applied for Starbucks. I mean I didn't ask, they just went up to me and was like, "Do you work here?" "No..." "Oh, well have you dropped off your resume?" "A while ago haha." "Oh, well leave your name, and drop off your resume tomorrow! :D" "Ok! haha" So yeah, I dropped it off today.
I have more updates...
1.Camping
2.Summer School
3.Me being "Popular"
4.Work
1. Camping
So like many people I go camping in the summer. But unlike many other people I went camping in the States!! Yeah! Oregon and Washington. I love Nordstrom! So nice, but honestly... It's because all the employees are either a hot girl or a gay guy. You must be thinking, "Omg, you're totally lying! I mean hot girls and gay guys?! Mental!!" That's exactly what I said when my cousin told me! But when I arrived, I was awestruck. It was wonderful. It was like heaven... Oh! For the people who don't know what Nordstrom is, it's basically like a huge mall for amazing designer things! Like Louis Vuitton, Coach, Gucci, etc. etc. My cousins both bought two Gucci... Side bag-like things. It's cool, but that's so conforming. I mean everyone has them! But I'm being Hypocritical, I bought only brand name things! True Religion Jeans, Calvin Klein Bag, Guess? Jeans and etc. [God i sound like an advertisement] I even bought my first ever Hollister branded... Thing. [It was a Hoodie haha] and my first ever Sweat Pants, They're so comfortable! It's crazy! I've never had sweats before. Now that I have, it's like, "Woah. I should have worn them earlier on in my life." Anyway, back to Nordstrom. I love it. That's it haha.
Ok, so you might be thinking, "Pfft, that's not camping! You just went shopping!!" well yeah... But we went camping where I met the love of my life haha, I'm not going into it. But I met my love and he actually acknowledged me, he said he'd love me and I believed him, but I made him promise to not contact me after I left the campsite, same for me... I mean... Long distance never works... Right? Anyway, there was this one campsite where they had these things called... Yurts they're like cabins... So I guess that takes away the whole camping thing, but still we only used it for one night... It was raining so badly... Like it's not even funny haha. [As I laugh.]
Basically camping was amazing, but when I first arrived back home I went to the bathroom and actually did say out loud, "My first Canadian piss in weeks!" Yeap, that's me being lame.
Now... I have a short little message about the states. All the guys there are super HOT!!! Yes! They're like basically all white, tall, good looking... But then there are others I guess. But basically it's [For the guys] You're either: 1. White and Hot
2. White and Hot and Gay
3. White and Hot, but Rude
4. Fat
5. A Child.
Yeap, those are basically the male categories... In my completely Biased and Racist opinion. Lots of the guys I saw were gay, and I had like many people flirt with me, it was so weird... I mean look at me! LOL. Yes, that's it. Oh and the girls are very pretty and some where really hot!
2. Summer School
You might be thinking, "Holy crap! An Asian!? IN SUMMER SCHOOL!?" I can say this because I've had that said to me before. So you know, we're all a little bit racist. But let me clear this up for you, I took summer school because I needed 4 provincial examinable courses in order to be a Math teacher [Yes, I'm Asian and I'm going to be a math teacher, I'm totally kicking down the stereotypes eh?] And I didn't want to take 5 months of History! And I know I'll fail Chemistry 12, so there's no point in that. So... It was 5 months put into 5 weeks. It was horrible and scary. I almost failed... Ok I wasn't close to failing, but whatever LOL. My friend Nisha was there! She helped me get through the tough times that is/was summer school. My teacher was pretty funny and pretty foxy too! (: I wanted it to end so bad, but now that it's over [It ended today] I kind of miss it... Just not the waking up early thing.
3. Me being "Popular"
I lied... I'm not popular. I just never like staying home. So i call people and we hang. No one ever calls me d: I feel so lame, but it's ok. I um... Have nothing else to say... I guess I was just busy haha.
4. Work
I worked, like once a week. But still I was too lazy to update after that. So yeah, speaking of work. I applied for Starbucks. I mean I didn't ask, they just went up to me and was like, "Do you work here?" "No..." "Oh, well have you dropped off your resume?" "A while ago haha." "Oh, well leave your name, and drop off your resume tomorrow! :D" "Ok! haha" So yeah, I dropped it off today.
I have more updates...
Mar 21, 2010
Money
So during the first week of Spring Break I decided that I had to get one of those hoodies at American Apparel that you know... Everyone has? But everyone has like, dark colours so I'm like, B*tch if iI'm gonna be like everyone else I might as well be different while I'm at it. So yeah I wanted to get hot pink, cuz almost no one had it... And I'm a boy, it adds to the awesome.
I went there with my friends Trinu and Jopo, I know their names are like gangster, fo shizzle. Before I went, Jopo picked out my outfit, I know I felt like Paris Hilton! I'm sure she picks out her own clothes, but does she fold it herself? I don't think so! Jopo folded my clothing which was a great surprise! I was like "wow"
Trinu borrowed one of my books, Tips on having a gay (ex) boyfriend by Carrie Jones. Which is a good book. Trinu was dedicated to the book LOL, she reads at light speed, like LIGHT SPEED, not even funny. I think she finished in like 2 days, what an amazing feat! [I think thats the word]
So that day when we awoke we watched Garden Party? O.M.G. That movie was not only horrible it was TERRIBLE.
When we got to the mall I went straight to my Jacket... It was expensive and Jopo said I looked bad in that pink so she picked purple... Yeah I did look better. Still it was like 50 some bucks, so we decided on no.
A while later Jopo suggested Bang On. WE FOUND ONE THERE! And yeah it looked WAY BETTER. And was WAY CHEAPER and it also had some yellow on it! Which adds to the awesome.
You know us asians, always with the money (:
The next day I spend 40 bucks on the pokemon game... ):
I spend about 100$ in two days... But I've saved 40$~~ Still... I have 60$ to make up for. I don't regret the pokemon game (: [SOUL SILVER!!]
Being a hooker brings in a lot of money right?
I went there with my friends Trinu and Jopo, I know their names are like gangster, fo shizzle. Before I went, Jopo picked out my outfit, I know I felt like Paris Hilton! I'm sure she picks out her own clothes, but does she fold it herself? I don't think so! Jopo folded my clothing which was a great surprise! I was like "wow"
Trinu borrowed one of my books, Tips on having a gay (ex) boyfriend by Carrie Jones. Which is a good book. Trinu was dedicated to the book LOL, she reads at light speed, like LIGHT SPEED, not even funny. I think she finished in like 2 days, what an amazing feat! [I think thats the word]
So that day when we awoke we watched Garden Party? O.M.G. That movie was not only horrible it was TERRIBLE.
When we got to the mall I went straight to my Jacket... It was expensive and Jopo said I looked bad in that pink so she picked purple... Yeah I did look better. Still it was like 50 some bucks, so we decided on no.
A while later Jopo suggested Bang On. WE FOUND ONE THERE! And yeah it looked WAY BETTER. And was WAY CHEAPER and it also had some yellow on it! Which adds to the awesome.
You know us asians, always with the money (:
The next day I spend 40 bucks on the pokemon game... ):
I spend about 100$ in two days... But I've saved 40$~~ Still... I have 60$ to make up for. I don't regret the pokemon game (: [SOUL SILVER!!]
Being a hooker brings in a lot of money right?
Feb 17, 2010
School life?
So i had lots of school junk to do... I mean the only hard courses i have this semester are... Biology... Oh thats it.... Math's my easiest subject... I'd say best... But then i'd be lying haha Nah math's ok, I might become a math teacher you know! I only wanna do it because well... Two month vaycay? And I get to see the future children of the future... I wanna know how hard it actually is for other teachers out there... And I wanna meet the gay people of the future... I mean what if i meet another me! I know... I'm not gonna be a teacher... But trying to be a Cloud like i did when i was in grade 2-3 isn't going to work out for me anymore!
So I have Math English Bio and Acting. I don't know if I can act... No one will be honest enough to tell me... They just go "Yeah you're great" I mean seriously... I will switch out if I can't act I'm not some kid who gets hurt easily. (:
English is way easy I mean i have my favourite teacher, [Fr]ancium is in my class, way awesome. He looks at me with his cute little boyish face (: And did i mention [Br]omine is in my Bio! Yes lots of eyecandy this semester!
I think thats all my school life?
Not many italics or bolds this time around eh? Oh yeah! I'm in the Play! Yes I forgot to mention. I got into our environmental play! Yes, yes. I am David Suzuki... I hope it isn't like a two worded part... I mean haha I'm very happy i got a part while many others didn't. But I don't know... I really wanted to be in "I Hate You, I Love You" But i'm not, oh well its life. Oh! But i'm doing PR which is Public Relations like ticket selling or posters and sponsors... I rather call it Personal Relatioins... I mean I personally want our play to go really well...
So in April! I hope to see you there! And in May!
I will see you right?
So I have Math English Bio and Acting. I don't know if I can act... No one will be honest enough to tell me... They just go "Yeah you're great" I mean seriously... I will switch out if I can't act I'm not some kid who gets hurt easily. (:
English is way easy I mean i have my favourite teacher, [Fr]ancium is in my class, way awesome. He looks at me with his cute little boyish face (: And did i mention [Br]omine is in my Bio! Yes lots of eyecandy this semester!
I think thats all my school life?
Not many italics or bolds this time around eh? Oh yeah! I'm in the Play! Yes I forgot to mention. I got into our environmental play! Yes, yes. I am David Suzuki... I hope it isn't like a two worded part... I mean haha I'm very happy i got a part while many others didn't. But I don't know... I really wanted to be in "I Hate You, I Love You" But i'm not, oh well its life. Oh! But i'm doing PR which is Public Relations like ticket selling or posters and sponsors... I rather call it Personal Relatioins... I mean I personally want our play to go really well...
So in April! I hope to see you there! And in May!
I will see you right?
Feb 5, 2010
Furry fur, and stunt doubles.
So today I went to my friend Radeken's and maybe my friend? I dunno, maybe he likes me not sure... Anyways, I went to his gathering, it was all these furry lovers.
For those who don't know what furry is its like... A kind of anime where its... Animal.... Porn haha... Reminds me of my new ringtone: totally awesome "river flows in you" out of no where, how are you guys with your porn LOL yeah it was so funny! Anayways, so yeah... You may think OMG, SUCH FREAKS. ANIMAL PORN. Uh yeah, that's just rude. I mean some people who are like obsessed with anime things like that... I mean some take it to a level where they still live with their mom and are balding and about 500pounds. But most of them are genuinely normal people.
So we went to the gathering. I mean at first... I didn't know what to think... I'm not really into the whole animal thing o.O and I don't watch much anime since... I had that phase in gr5-9... Yeah i'm more of a white washed guy now... I mean in gr5-10 it was MEGA ASIAN MUSIC! and i always did ">< o.O == T^T XD X) X( etc." but now i'm so white its like unreal... Yeah UNREAL.
So when I got there with Radeken and "Buddy" it was so odd for me... I was like "i know no one D:" and it was me and Radeken... and then after a while... More people showed and then there were two guys who stood out. A cute guy who was kinda immature [totally cute]. And a HOT stunt double guy. Yeah they have separate stories....
So the cute immature one, Radeken doesn't like him. But i kinda think he's funny and really random... And maybe I'm wierd.. But I think he's taken? By some really frumpy looking guy... I mean he was all over him. He was BALDING for one. and everytime he bent down... MAJOR ASS CRACKAGE! I think i got a picture LOL Anyways... Yeah totally cute. He also wore glasses on the top of his head, and i was lik "Come on put it on for like 2 seconds!" And he was like, "Nah, its only for like style... And when I drive" I mean LOL i found it funny... The way he said it.... Oh and he had this collar on him, omg it said "Bad... something" but it was cool... It had some spikes... But the rest probs fell off haha. And he made some dog sounds at time... But oddly i found it cute o.O i know people in my school do cat meows... And i just wanna slap them LOL
Now kiddies... There was one totally hot guy there. He wore a hat... And he smoked... And he had this collor that was SO FRICKEN CUTE! It had a little paw print on it! Totally blues clues! And he never talked or looked at me... But then I was trying to test my camera on my phone... And it was directed to him and he was like "What did you just take a picture of?" and I'm like "Oh, no its my phone it makes that sounds when i text... I didn't take a picture of you LOL, don't be so egotistical (: " and then he smiles and goes yeah "something about him being in the film industry and how he meets celebs" and im like "OMFG NEIL PATRICK HARRIS" "No..." "Damn" "He's probably not that important" [I wanted to be like BITCH NO.] haha but im nice so i didn't. So then he starts talking to me about his phone and my phone and how he met zac effron and really wanted to slap him LOL, I know by the sounds of it I like that guy too. And then yeah... I'm sure he was grilling me for the picture LOL and yeah I was talking to him... But then Radeken kept trying to rush me out the door, and mr SD was like looking at me through a crowded little hallway, he seemed genuinely interested in talking to me :D but yeah we had to leave early... Cuz "Buddy" was upset and Radeken didn't like the whore anyways.
So all in all IT WAS REALLY FUN. Well awkward, but fun! Radeken and I really bonded... Hes REALLY NICE TO LAY ON. Most guys or girls im friends with... They usually aren't comfy whats so ever.
B*tch no Neil Patrick Harris IS IMPORTANT
For those who don't know what furry is its like... A kind of anime where its... Animal.... Porn haha... Reminds me of my new ringtone: totally awesome "river flows in you" out of no where, how are you guys with your porn LOL yeah it was so funny! Anayways, so yeah... You may think OMG, SUCH FREAKS. ANIMAL PORN. Uh yeah, that's just rude. I mean some people who are like obsessed with anime things like that... I mean some take it to a level where they still live with their mom and are balding and about 500pounds. But most of them are genuinely normal people.
So we went to the gathering. I mean at first... I didn't know what to think... I'm not really into the whole animal thing o.O and I don't watch much anime since... I had that phase in gr5-9... Yeah i'm more of a white washed guy now... I mean in gr5-10 it was MEGA ASIAN MUSIC! and i always did ">< o.O == T^T XD X) X( etc." but now i'm so white its like unreal... Yeah UNREAL.
So when I got there with Radeken and "Buddy" it was so odd for me... I was like "i know no one D:" and it was me and Radeken... and then after a while... More people showed and then there were two guys who stood out. A cute guy who was kinda immature [totally cute]. And a HOT stunt double guy. Yeah they have separate stories....
So the cute immature one, Radeken doesn't like him. But i kinda think he's funny and really random... And maybe I'm wierd.. But I think he's taken? By some really frumpy looking guy... I mean he was all over him. He was BALDING for one. and everytime he bent down... MAJOR ASS CRACKAGE! I think i got a picture LOL Anyways... Yeah totally cute. He also wore glasses on the top of his head, and i was lik "Come on put it on for like 2 seconds!" And he was like, "Nah, its only for like style... And when I drive" I mean LOL i found it funny... The way he said it.... Oh and he had this collar on him, omg it said "Bad... something" but it was cool... It had some spikes... But the rest probs fell off haha. And he made some dog sounds at time... But oddly i found it cute o.O i know people in my school do cat meows... And i just wanna slap them LOL
Now kiddies... There was one totally hot guy there. He wore a hat... And he smoked... And he had this collor that was SO FRICKEN CUTE! It had a little paw print on it! Totally blues clues! And he never talked or looked at me... But then I was trying to test my camera on my phone... And it was directed to him and he was like "What did you just take a picture of?" and I'm like "Oh, no its my phone it makes that sounds when i text... I didn't take a picture of you LOL, don't be so egotistical (: " and then he smiles and goes yeah "something about him being in the film industry and how he meets celebs" and im like "OMFG NEIL PATRICK HARRIS" "No..." "Damn" "He's probably not that important" [I wanted to be like BITCH NO.] haha but im nice so i didn't. So then he starts talking to me about his phone and my phone and how he met zac effron and really wanted to slap him LOL, I know by the sounds of it I like that guy too. And then yeah... I'm sure he was grilling me for the picture LOL and yeah I was talking to him... But then Radeken kept trying to rush me out the door, and mr SD was like looking at me through a crowded little hallway, he seemed genuinely interested in talking to me :D but yeah we had to leave early... Cuz "Buddy" was upset and Radeken didn't like the whore anyways.
So all in all IT WAS REALLY FUN. Well awkward, but fun! Radeken and I really bonded... Hes REALLY NICE TO LAY ON. Most guys or girls im friends with... They usually aren't comfy whats so ever.
B*tch no Neil Patrick Harris IS IMPORTANT
Feb 3, 2010
Risky Risking.
So I'm sure that the only people who read this know me pretty well. And if y'all don't I'll tell you.
I'm a very shallow person. I mean come on, every five seconds i base people on their looks. I mean my policy is: "They're all hot... Until I realize they aren't" I mean i'm sure there are a lot of sweet, funny gay guys or males in general out there. But then i base "hottness" on their looks. That's really not good.... ): And yeah no surprise, they're usually really "douchy" guys. And I don't use that word loosley folks. And to be honest it was one guy in particular that got me realizing i was gay. It was in gr9, science class.
I sat right in front of one of the HOTTEST GUYS i had EVER been bestowed the honour of witnessing. I mean my elementary school was OMG SO LAME I mean no offense, I do not want to come off as racist but my old elementary school was filled with Brown people, and no, they weren't nice to anyone of "autre colours" I mean i don't know about my other friends, like my white ones... But i was chinese and OMG THEY WERE SO MEAN they would talk about you behind your back... Or in front of you in FRONT of you.. D: yeah. And I know its totally odd of me... But I'm only into white guys, well majority.... My policy for white guys are "All of them are cute unless... They're underage... Or if they turn around" Yeah, i know... I'm a horrible person... So with my elementary school filled with only people of a majority of mean males... I only had female friends, and I still didn't fit in... Lame.
Moving on with my life, so I sat in front of him, and to people who go to my school... This'll be like way too obvious, but I'm going to rename him anyways... [Br]omine. (: So yeah he was hot to me... [I mean TBH i don't know what i saw in him, he was mean, he always looked and sounded high... Actually gets high and drunk.... Did I mention? He's really smart for some reason... o.O (But i don't wanna be mean, i'm sure he tries in school)]So I liked him for two years... I know, two years wasted on some straight guy who and i quote, says, "Gay guys are wierd, marriage is only for a man and woman" Uh... Yeah, I mean all those divorces, domestic violence reports and rapes? Yeah fun, fun, fun.
Now! I have gotten over him... Actually on Sept.1! Yeah i know, I'm awesome, but then I've realized... I really like really like guys with really cute smiles... Hence my liking of... "[Fr]ancium" or "Insert wittily thought up name here"... I mean they're like the king of douches. Well one of them is really polite... and also really nice... But in front of his friends he's a total ass... I mean some people, I mean more people would probably like you for WHO YOU ARE... I know i would ): and one... Well he's just a douche in general... And his voice makes him sound like nothing goes on in his head D: And OMG HIS FACE?! He looks like he's constantly pissed! Its so crazy... And like when he's not with his friends... Ok story:
So it was after school, I had to go to my sister's school to pick her up. On the way there [i took the shortcut where its usually unpopulated] i like almost slipped down the hill.. So embarrassing and guess who was there? Yeah Francium... He saw and laughed and was like, "It just rained, I don't blame you" and I'm like EXCUSE ME!? YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT. But then I smile and kinda get all hot... He smiles like not, "loser" smile but like "Haha, you're so odd [in a good way]" And yeah, in my classes i have/had with him... He'd always talk about me and like give me a look... Not a "freak" look but just a look that i can't describe....
Don't get me wrong people, I'm not calling him gay... Thats too movie to be true... I'm just saying, I always think the mean, douchey, so-called hot white guys are the HOTTEST
Ps. I've fallen for some asians before... I mean it was after they've fallen for me... So i'm sorta old news to them... I guess I'm into looks for whites and personalities for others.... That doesn't make me totally shallow does it?
I'm not shallow... I just splash around in the kiddie pool.
I'm a very shallow person. I mean come on, every five seconds i base people on their looks. I mean my policy is: "They're all hot... Until I realize they aren't" I mean i'm sure there are a lot of sweet, funny gay guys or males in general out there. But then i base "hottness" on their looks. That's really not good.... ): And yeah no surprise, they're usually really "douchy" guys. And I don't use that word loosley folks. And to be honest it was one guy in particular that got me realizing i was gay. It was in gr9, science class.
I sat right in front of one of the HOTTEST GUYS i had EVER been bestowed the honour of witnessing. I mean my elementary school was OMG SO LAME I mean no offense, I do not want to come off as racist but my old elementary school was filled with Brown people, and no, they weren't nice to anyone of "autre colours" I mean i don't know about my other friends, like my white ones... But i was chinese and OMG THEY WERE SO MEAN they would talk about you behind your back... Or in front of you in FRONT of you.. D: yeah. And I know its totally odd of me... But I'm only into white guys, well majority.... My policy for white guys are "All of them are cute unless... They're underage... Or if they turn around" Yeah, i know... I'm a horrible person... So with my elementary school filled with only people of a majority of mean males... I only had female friends, and I still didn't fit in... Lame.
Moving on with my life, so I sat in front of him, and to people who go to my school... This'll be like way too obvious, but I'm going to rename him anyways... [Br]omine. (: So yeah he was hot to me... [I mean TBH i don't know what i saw in him, he was mean, he always looked and sounded high... Actually gets high and drunk.... Did I mention? He's really smart for some reason... o.O (But i don't wanna be mean, i'm sure he tries in school)]So I liked him for two years... I know, two years wasted on some straight guy who and i quote, says, "Gay guys are wierd, marriage is only for a man and woman" Uh... Yeah, I mean all those divorces, domestic violence reports and rapes? Yeah fun, fun, fun.
Now! I have gotten over him... Actually on Sept.1! Yeah i know, I'm awesome, but then I've realized... I really like really like guys with really cute smiles... Hence my liking of... "[Fr]ancium" or "Insert wittily thought up name here"... I mean they're like the king of douches. Well one of them is really polite... and also really nice... But in front of his friends he's a total ass... I mean some people, I mean more people would probably like you for WHO YOU ARE... I know i would ): and one... Well he's just a douche in general... And his voice makes him sound like nothing goes on in his head D: And OMG HIS FACE?! He looks like he's constantly pissed! Its so crazy... And like when he's not with his friends... Ok story:
So it was after school, I had to go to my sister's school to pick her up. On the way there [i took the shortcut where its usually unpopulated] i like almost slipped down the hill.. So embarrassing and guess who was there? Yeah Francium... He saw and laughed and was like, "It just rained, I don't blame you" and I'm like EXCUSE ME!? YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT. But then I smile and kinda get all hot... He smiles like not, "loser" smile but like "Haha, you're so odd [in a good way]" And yeah, in my classes i have/had with him... He'd always talk about me and like give me a look... Not a "freak" look but just a look that i can't describe....
Don't get me wrong people, I'm not calling him gay... Thats too movie to be true... I'm just saying, I always think the mean, douchey, so-called hot white guys are the HOTTEST
Ps. I've fallen for some asians before... I mean it was after they've fallen for me... So i'm sorta old news to them... I guess I'm into looks for whites and personalities for others.... That doesn't make me totally shallow does it?
I'm not shallow... I just splash around in the kiddie pool.
Jan 31, 2010
My Whole Magical Plan
My friend... Lets call her ARDENE LOL Told me she reads my blog, which it totally sweet! I mean lol i didn't think anyone besides like... Selena, Jenny... I think thats it LOL read it... You know unless i force them! So yeah, this one is my Feb plan....
I have a feeling its not gonna work, but eh... I think the joy is in thinking it up and pretending to do it. So here it is:
So for gr12 i wanna be one of those hot guys people remember and go: OMFG. THAT GUY IS SO HOT!! I mean hello? Gr12 are SUPPOSED to be hot!! I mean i think some are... Well some at our school are like ew... But anyways here starting tomorrow [Feb.1] I will wake up at 6am and exercise for like... 1hr and then i'll shower and junk, then my mom makes some disgusting green drink that has like peppers, bitter melon, apple? Its SO GROSS. But it makes you lose weight like CRAZY, then for lunch i'm going to eat like so much less... And yeah that takes out random junk food after school. And of course for dinner LESS MEAT MORE GREEN VEGGIE-TABLES (: Oh yeah... More water, cuz thats good for you!
Yeah i highly doubt this is gonna happen.. I mean for one I WORK AT ORANGE JULIUS two... I'm too lazy to wake up tomorrow D: And today i had 3 hot dogs... Yeah... Im gonna die obease and i wont make it to the reunion which our school should have btw... I mean cuz if we don't i'm gonna slap someone (:
I have a feeling its not gonna work, but eh... I think the joy is in thinking it up and pretending to do it. So here it is:
So for gr12 i wanna be one of those hot guys people remember and go: OMFG. THAT GUY IS SO HOT!! I mean hello? Gr12 are SUPPOSED to be hot!! I mean i think some are... Well some at our school are like ew... But anyways here starting tomorrow [Feb.1] I will wake up at 6am and exercise for like... 1hr and then i'll shower and junk, then my mom makes some disgusting green drink that has like peppers, bitter melon, apple? Its SO GROSS. But it makes you lose weight like CRAZY, then for lunch i'm going to eat like so much less... And yeah that takes out random junk food after school. And of course for dinner LESS MEAT MORE GREEN VEGGIE-TABLES (: Oh yeah... More water, cuz thats good for you!
Yeah i highly doubt this is gonna happen.. I mean for one I WORK AT ORANGE JULIUS two... I'm too lazy to wake up tomorrow D: And today i had 3 hot dogs... Yeah... Im gonna die obease and i wont make it to the reunion which our school should have btw... I mean cuz if we don't i'm gonna slap someone (:
Jan 28, 2010
I've Gained Some Courage....
Ok so i was hanging out with my friends Jenny, Kenny and Jamaica. And hell it was SO MUCH FUN. Like it felt ILLEGAL. I mean im sorry i may have left you out Kenny ): But i didn't mean to, its just Jenny... LOL W&G reference! Ok... So on the Skytrain back with Mary-anna added and Jamaica deleted, we were talking about how i should go up and seduce Trevor into talking to me? Or think im cool... Nice or anything good... Anyways, some random guy tried to teach me how to talk to guys, awkward... But a nice gesture. (: Anyways I had gathered some courage... And i thought ot wonderful scenarios... Here they are! Tell me what you think, and/or what should i have instead!? Is it too creepy? Is it ok?
If he's with people, like the second cashier, the lady or the cute jerk.... There's two ways to go at this....
A: if no one is there, I will go up and say hey, how’s working today? He’ll say something generic and ill be like awesome/that sucks, I work at oj and sometimes its crazy because some customers come and ask for like a milkshake and we don’t have those, and of course they get mad at me.... Then he'd laugh, and id say oh sorry I didn’t wanna bore you with my life story, anyways ill get the classic Green Tea Frappicino tall this time, I don’t wanna get too fat. And of course the whipped cream on the bottom. And ill say oh speaking of WC did you try it. And for this scenario he'll say yes and ill go Haha! Was it good? He says yes, ill go Haha that’s awesome! So remember me Micah! The guy who orders good reversed drinks, but if he says no or no difference ill say OMG! Uh… then he has to say his name, and ill go Haha Oh Trevor? That’s a nice name, anyways, Omg Trevor you are crazy Haha, but to each their own (: so then I go oh snap sorry I must be boring you to death…. Anyways card and balance, he gives it. I say Hahaha merci (:
Now B
He’s busy and I let the person behind me first and I go wait for him and I go up and I say, ok so after my ponder-ation, which should totally be a word, you know even if it isn’t Haha. Then I go so a classic Green Tea Frap Haha tall this time, I mean I went to the gym this morning and I don’t want to gain TOO much of it back Haha. [You know to make him think I'm like the exercising type] then I say but then again I work at OJ so I'll gain it back and then some Haha. Then I go Oh man I shouldn’t bore you with my life story… So anyways, GTF tall and of course the whipped cream on the bottom, speaking of that have you tried it? And he says no, I say DUDE! Wait EW no, that’s to poseur, mind if I catch your name? “Trevor. Oh nice name I'm Micah” anyways Trevor, that’s crazy try it one day Kay? “Yeah” “ok promise me? Haha kidding, I don’t want to sound creepy. Oh yeah ok, card and balance, merci!
Now when alone, if he’s busy then ill just do it normally
If he’s not ill go, hey how’s work today? Dead? And he'll say something generic like yeah totally. And ill go, Haha well you know better than being busy, no time to breath or think Haha. Anyways ill get the classic GTF and whipped cream on the bottom, and then the whole ending thing...Yeah thats it... I'm gonna learn those lines so i dont mess up! But tell me do i sound lame? Like a douche? Tell me!! (: [Comments children!]
He-White sounds so much cooler than white
Cool Heh-Whip.
Jan 21, 2010
A Theory and a Life Story
So i had this AWESOME fully thought out theory to share with you. i mean i wanna stick with the spirit of this awesome blod! But then i have a AWESOME life story! It happened today! I don't know what to put first! Comment and help me decide!!
Soon to be updated tomorrow im guessing?
Soon to be updated tomorrow im guessing?
Today was AWESOME
Ok so today i went to a thing called "New Heights Festival" at my school which uh... RULED! It was where all the drama classes put together plays and then showed it all it ran for like 4 hours LOL
Anyways, i dedicate this post to Selena my GOOD friend, i'm totally mean to her, but she totally gets it and doesn't get offended. She says she's gonna start a blog soon, I'll keep you posted haha.
Anyways in her play directed by my good friends Amy, Danielle and Elena. It was really good. I don't think Selena had a name haha, but she played a psycho character, lots of emotion! She had to like scream, laugh, get angry, and i think almost cry! It was crazy. But she won two awards two. And well yeah, the play was really funny! It was called Burmuda shorts haha, you know like the shorts? Yeah i'm not making this uyp (: And Addie, Lara[?], Jazzmin, Heba, Dustin and Virgina was in it. It was tres excellent!
Yeah, the other plays were very good too! Like my friend Liam's! He had two, he's in 2 directing classes and one acting i think? I really liked it! Esp. where he plays a guy named timmy after a guy named timmy in me photog class haha! And my friend Sean's play was good too! It was a silent play where he would narrate it was very funny! And then Nick and Alexis'! It was good, emotional! It was based after the emphisised version on the school stereotypes, and the 7 sins. Very powerful! And then there was My friends Nisha and Sarah, their play was about a guy named colin i think? He was a guy in juvie, it was ok. Funny but some parts i didn't really understand haha. There were 4 videos, by belinda, tahiyat, elena, stephanie. It was good! It won an award! It was called no pressure i think? It was about not conforming! Hahaha.
Anyways, i cant think of more, i'm sleepy... And i have a HUGE chem test tomorrow! So i'm gonna rest up!
Congrats awesome actors/actresses and directors!!
Anyways, i dedicate this post to Selena my GOOD friend, i'm totally mean to her, but she totally gets it and doesn't get offended. She says she's gonna start a blog soon, I'll keep you posted haha.
Anyways in her play directed by my good friends Amy, Danielle and Elena. It was really good. I don't think Selena had a name haha, but she played a psycho character, lots of emotion! She had to like scream, laugh, get angry, and i think almost cry! It was crazy. But she won two awards two. And well yeah, the play was really funny! It was called Burmuda shorts haha, you know like the shorts? Yeah i'm not making this uyp (: And Addie, Lara[?], Jazzmin, Heba, Dustin and Virgina was in it. It was tres excellent!
Yeah, the other plays were very good too! Like my friend Liam's! He had two, he's in 2 directing classes and one acting i think? I really liked it! Esp. where he plays a guy named timmy after a guy named timmy in me photog class haha! And my friend Sean's play was good too! It was a silent play where he would narrate it was very funny! And then Nick and Alexis'! It was good, emotional! It was based after the emphisised version on the school stereotypes, and the 7 sins. Very powerful! And then there was My friends Nisha and Sarah, their play was about a guy named colin i think? He was a guy in juvie, it was ok. Funny but some parts i didn't really understand haha. There were 4 videos, by belinda, tahiyat, elena, stephanie. It was good! It won an award! It was called no pressure i think? It was about not conforming! Hahaha.
Anyways, i cant think of more, i'm sleepy... And i have a HUGE chem test tomorrow! So i'm gonna rest up!
Congrats awesome actors/actresses and directors!!
Jan 14, 2010
Unfortunatley...
Ok, so you know the Trevor character i've been babbling about? [number one: http://mindmymales.blogspot.com/2010/01/really-hot-guys.html ] [number two: http://mindmymales.blogspot.com/2010/01/totally-gonna-do-it.html ]Well... Today... WASN'T the day of judgement.
So i arrived like... A lot of early to see Trevor... But like, yeah he was there. And so was that random chick, her real name is Catherine. Hahaha, yeah i found out. im not a stalker, i just heard it by chance! And well i saw him... I smiled at him, i don't think he saw.
Ok story:
I arrived there with Jenny, which was an awesome wingwoman btdubs, and she didn't rush me into the whole trevor sitiAtion so its ok with me. And well anyways, we had a whole How I Met Your Mother-gasm. I mean we said so many quotes. And then she ditched us for the WEST49 dudes, psht. Anyways so when we were there... I think i was talking way too loud because he was looking at us, not sure if its a "shut up" kinda look or like "omg he's back" I can't read people well. Ok so he was there, and was looking hot. I needed an excuse to go talk to him. He was cleaning the garbage can, and so i went up and was like "Can I throw it in here" *i looked and i noticed it was just the cover how embarrassing!* but then he looked at me and said, "You can put it in here" and held his bag open. I felt it was a very sexual phrase... But who knows... I mean its like our first sentances to each other. I mean besides "thanks" "hi" or "Im really retarted sorry"
So for the rest of the day, i was really happy and i loved it. And so I told everyone and everyone to go look at him. But then apparently his shift ended a LONG time ago and some other gay guy was there... Story:
So i went there suring my break. There was no Trevor, but some random tall guy with black hair, he was gay. Ok so i went there... Cuz well i already had entered the fort haha. So it went like this *i walk up* and he smiles and goes, "what can i get for you" and im like "can i get a small strawberries and creme" and he was like "oh... no..." and im like "Omg i know!! But i hadnt had one in like months so i think i deserve it!" and he like gave me a disapproving look and said "want your balance?" and im like "eh sure why not" and then he gave it to me "26$" and im like "Omg ew! Im like so poor!!" and hes like "Oh,, yeah totally..." and im like "Oh yeah and whipped cream on the bottom" and hes all "You mean like reversed?" and im like "Im cool like that" then spica was all "I introduced him into that, etc" and im like "LOL NO YOU DIDNT" (: Anyways while he gave it to me he was like "Want more on the top" and im like "nah im not that fat" so he gives me a cute smile, i return it... But I mean fine, be sarcastic == But i found his sarcasm like either douchey or just really cute, i couldn't tell. I mean he's no Trevor, but hey. I talked to him WAY more to him than ive ever talked to Trevor! Anyways, Starbucks is always full of surprises! LOL
------I've actually never seen any hot ot cute guys working in Starbucks... Straight ones!! I mean all i see are gay, i mean hello! I know Gaydars aren't good... [ http://mindmymales.blogspot.com/2009/12/gaydar.html ] But... They aren't out of wack but they work! Sometimes... If you're Westaphone!
Want some more on the top?
So i arrived like... A lot of early to see Trevor... But like, yeah he was there. And so was that random chick, her real name is Catherine. Hahaha, yeah i found out. im not a stalker, i just heard it by chance! And well i saw him... I smiled at him, i don't think he saw.
Ok story:
I arrived there with Jenny, which was an awesome wingwoman btdubs, and she didn't rush me into the whole trevor sitiAtion so its ok with me. And well anyways, we had a whole How I Met Your Mother-gasm. I mean we said so many quotes. And then she ditched us for the WEST49 dudes, psht. Anyways so when we were there... I think i was talking way too loud because he was looking at us, not sure if its a "shut up" kinda look or like "omg he's back" I can't read people well. Ok so he was there, and was looking hot. I needed an excuse to go talk to him. He was cleaning the garbage can, and so i went up and was like "Can I throw it in here" *i looked and i noticed it was just the cover how embarrassing!* but then he looked at me and said, "You can put it in here" and held his bag open. I felt it was a very sexual phrase... But who knows... I mean its like our first sentances to each other. I mean besides "thanks" "hi" or "Im really retarted sorry"
So for the rest of the day, i was really happy and i loved it. And so I told everyone and everyone to go look at him. But then apparently his shift ended a LONG time ago and some other gay guy was there... Story:
So i went there suring my break. There was no Trevor, but some random tall guy with black hair, he was gay. Ok so i went there... Cuz well i already had entered the fort haha. So it went like this *i walk up* and he smiles and goes, "what can i get for you" and im like "can i get a small strawberries and creme" and he was like "oh... no..." and im like "Omg i know!! But i hadnt had one in like months so i think i deserve it!" and he like gave me a disapproving look and said "want your balance?" and im like "eh sure why not" and then he gave it to me "26$" and im like "Omg ew! Im like so poor!!" and hes like "Oh,, yeah totally..." and im like "Oh yeah and whipped cream on the bottom" and hes all "You mean like reversed?" and im like "Im cool like that" then spica was all "I introduced him into that, etc" and im like "LOL NO YOU DIDNT" (: Anyways while he gave it to me he was like "Want more on the top" and im like "nah im not that fat" so he gives me a cute smile, i return it... But I mean fine, be sarcastic == But i found his sarcasm like either douchey or just really cute, i couldn't tell. I mean he's no Trevor, but hey. I talked to him WAY more to him than ive ever talked to Trevor! Anyways, Starbucks is always full of surprises! LOL
------I've actually never seen any hot ot cute guys working in Starbucks... Straight ones!! I mean all i see are gay, i mean hello! I know Gaydars aren't good... [ http://mindmymales.blogspot.com/2009/12/gaydar.html ] But... They aren't out of wack but they work! Sometimes... If you're Westaphone!
Want some more on the top?
I'm not that fat!
Jan 10, 2010
A little quickie by the ally.
Ok so its about 1150 i have 10min to finish this, will i make it? You will never know haha. Ok so this one is about my good random happenstance friend Jenny, people call her Jennifer? Which is SO 19th century! What up! So this post is didicated to her (:
My good friend Jenny promises to be there when i get the balls to say hi to "Trevor" Oh yes, she'll be there. Wingwoman style! What up!
She is very VERY alternative its like crazy, you know how i don't know anything about boys? And well, same for her. But its unfair cuz shes a girl and she's allowed not to. (:
Ok so hint hint this isnt some gossip blog, so thats all i'll indulge.
But she is very awesome, and well when i first say hi to "Trevor", i will not be asking for a drink oh no. I will be asking for more than that.... [Hence the title] Hahah.
Anyways, I will man up [haha] and say hi to "Trevor"
Also she has piercing red eyes, so if some random chicks go up to her for a new moon sig... Yeah i told her to be cautious.
What up?
My good friend Jenny promises to be there when i get the balls to say hi to "Trevor" Oh yes, she'll be there. Wingwoman style! What up!
She is very VERY alternative its like crazy, you know how i don't know anything about boys? And well, same for her. But its unfair cuz shes a girl and she's allowed not to. (:
Ok so hint hint this isnt some gossip blog, so thats all i'll indulge.
But she is very awesome, and well when i first say hi to "Trevor", i will not be asking for a drink oh no. I will be asking for more than that.... [Hence the title] Hahah.
Anyways, I will man up [haha] and say hi to "Trevor"
Also she has piercing red eyes, so if some random chicks go up to her for a new moon sig... Yeah i told her to be cautious.
What up?
Thought.
Ok boys and well... I guess Girls, i dunno who reads this. But im sure i offend the girls who read this [Jenny and Amy] Anyways, today [January.9th] marks the day of my horrible future cuz you know... I ruined it. So here it is:
So today i went to the mall with my awesome friends Amy and Katrina, I went by Starbucks about.... 50 times you know to see if maybe he was there. And he wasnt ): But thats not the point. I went there finally cuz well i gave up, and Amy wanted a drink haha. So i went there and the girl who messed up my giftcard thing? Yeah her, if you dont get it then i suggest [ http://mindmymales.blogspot.com/2010/01/really-hot-guys.html ] Ok so i saw her, and there was a cute-ish i dont remember, but i'll assume he was cute guy was with her. So i went up there to them and he say "Hey" but i totally blew him off [not in the fun way (;] and said to the girl "Hey! I brought real money this time!" and he was all "ok..." [he said it out loud!] So she was all "I dont get it" and im like "My whole gift card ordeal?" and shes like "OH YEAH YOU!" but yeah anyways back to the moral of the story:
So now about like 5 hours later i think about it and.... I feel really bad. I mean one for totally ignoring some guy! And then for ruining my future because well... He works with "Trevor" and then hes probably gonna be like "Omg there was some loser here" and then like one day im gonna show up [like every time im at the mall] and then he's gonna be all "Trevor thats him!" and then Trevor is gonna think im a loser, and all connection to how hot he is... is well GONE!
So what do you think? My whole future with the hot Trevor is now gone isnt it? Yeah... And i got a haircut, its super short. And im not used to it, i dont think trevor will like it. ): Oh well... I have to find a new boy... Like thats possible. Trevor was like hot.
So today i went to the mall with my awesome friends Amy and Katrina, I went by Starbucks about.... 50 times you know to see if maybe he was there. And he wasnt ): But thats not the point. I went there finally cuz well i gave up, and Amy wanted a drink haha. So i went there and the girl who messed up my giftcard thing? Yeah her, if you dont get it then i suggest [ http://mindmymales.blogspot.com/2010/01/really-hot-guys.html ] Ok so i saw her, and there was a cute-ish i dont remember, but i'll assume he was cute guy was with her. So i went up there to them and he say "Hey" but i totally blew him off [not in the fun way (;] and said to the girl "Hey! I brought real money this time!" and he was all "ok..." [he said it out loud!] So she was all "I dont get it" and im like "My whole gift card ordeal?" and shes like "OH YEAH YOU!" but yeah anyways back to the moral of the story:
So now about like 5 hours later i think about it and.... I feel really bad. I mean one for totally ignoring some guy! And then for ruining my future because well... He works with "Trevor" and then hes probably gonna be like "Omg there was some loser here" and then like one day im gonna show up [like every time im at the mall] and then he's gonna be all "Trevor thats him!" and then Trevor is gonna think im a loser, and all connection to how hot he is... is well GONE!
So what do you think? My whole future with the hot Trevor is now gone isnt it? Yeah... And i got a haircut, its super short. And im not used to it, i dont think trevor will like it. ): Oh well... I have to find a new boy... Like thats possible. Trevor was like hot.
Jan 2, 2010
A Thought!
So i had one a long time ago, but i've decided to post it now, i mean i wrote it down so i'm ok with that.
My new years DAY:
So i thought this new years would be just like any other day: Don't breathe to deep, Don't think all day. Dive into work. [RENT refrence] But then today was filled with... Events. None of which were good, but then while sitting at home working on my socials work a thought occured to me. A life changing thought!
[Here is the... Format]
Event
A comment
What i think the world is trying to tell me
The whole working thing.
Yeah i had to wake up at 10am from all that partying of the other day, i dont do drugs or drink so... yeah im safe... But it still sucked haha. It was very very slow, and i guess i just got paid [time and a half] to stand around... Very good.
I guess its kind of important cuz well... I dunno actually... Oh yes, it leads to event number two
Starbucks
It was SO slow that Shantal and I left Lucia to fend for her life from all the nothing waiting in line to get a Julius haha. It was a nice little adventure. I used $4.67 from my $20 giftcard from my mom... And the hot guy who worked there wasn't even working today! Which was a bad incident. Recap: Lost money, and didnt even see the hot guy.
So it gave me an excuse to drink a frap... So good havent had it in... months. And well my giftcard was being lame and it said my balance was $15.33 i wanted to fill it with 67 cents you know... to even it out. It gave me a chance to talk to the cute guy working though... Not the hot one, but hey cute gay guy works for me.
[Y'all might be wondering why i say they're gay? Well I dont wanna be like ugh stereotypical but... I could see it by how he talked and stuff... Gaydar post, it'll answer your questions]
My jeans zipper broke
It was my favourite pair of jeans! And while i was changing back to go somewhere after work somehow the zipper was like ef you kid! And then offed itself... Like literally it just came of. I know what you're thinking "Nah you're just fat." *Reminds me of these two things "Six words to have a girl break up with you, "You look fat in those jeans" and... Day after boxing day i went shopping with my friends and it was me, my friend who's a girl and my gay friend, really hot but hes obv not into me ): anyways, so she came out with these jeans and she was like "Omg these jeans make my butt look big..." and he said without missing a beat, "Hunny, it aint the jeans" LOL* So yeah it broke and i had to walk ALL THE WAY HOME with a billion pairs of socks from ardene's [i love their socks ok (:] and an umbrella... Long story short... My crotch got WET from the rain LOL
So the world's message "Easy access this year" I feel excited... I mean hello! Broken zipper... Obviously im gonna be able to get into someone's pants this year LOL
Fire in my building
I live in a condo so like i literally live with like a billion people, this was like the third fire alarm this week so im like ef it, so i sat on my couch eating my rice, yeah im asian get used to it. So thirty min. later it kept ringing and i smelled smoke so im like OMG so i walked out... In a tshirt, you dont know how cold it was.
I think the world is implying i'm gonna meet a HOT guy so HOT he'll be on fire (:
Waiting in the cold and rain... In a T-Shirt
I stood with the really hot guys on my floor, which is wierd because i didnt know they lived near me, so i was freezing it was raining and the really hot guy beside was all warm, and im like "DUDE WARM ME UP, if you know what i mean" And well... It wasn't out loud... But he gave me a look, psychic? I think so.
So they're basically my neighbours right? And the whole Love Thy Neighbour thing should TOTALLY apply here... But hey, it'll take some time to load~!
Ah yes, the flood from the sprinklers
Walking in the lobby with like... I dont know a lake?! In the pathway got my fav shoes wet! And it went into my socks, but it felt like swimming? I dont know it was sad and upsetting though, i didnt enjoy it. But water was like... Woah flowing and being extreme! Waterfalls were made today.
Come on people, gushing water... Do i need to be anymore obvious... Well here think of these... Innuendos...
1.Flowing from upstairs to downstairs.... making it harder... [to walk through]
2. GUSHING WATER. Like through a small hole just GUSHING
3. I took alot of heat to get it gushing.
Seriously boys and girls, if it didn't work... I've lost faith.
My phone tells me i missed an important call
I got a notification saying I missed a call at 2am from a guy i haven't talked to in months... And he was the only other person besides one other whom i've crushed on EVER. And well he called me yesterday and i didnt know my phone rang, so i guess i obviously didnt pick it up. I'm texting him tomorrow morning and saying sorry i missed his call.
I feel its earth telling me that this year, i have my chance. Please be right.
New Year Omens:
They come true right?
My new years DAY:
So i thought this new years would be just like any other day: Don't breathe to deep, Don't think all day. Dive into work. [RENT refrence] But then today was filled with... Events. None of which were good, but then while sitting at home working on my socials work a thought occured to me. A life changing thought!
[Here is the... Format]
Event
A comment
What i think the world is trying to tell me
The whole working thing.
Yeah i had to wake up at 10am from all that partying of the other day, i dont do drugs or drink so... yeah im safe... But it still sucked haha. It was very very slow, and i guess i just got paid [time and a half] to stand around... Very good.
I guess its kind of important cuz well... I dunno actually... Oh yes, it leads to event number two
Starbucks
It was SO slow that Shantal and I left Lucia to fend for her life from all the nothing waiting in line to get a Julius haha. It was a nice little adventure. I used $4.67 from my $20 giftcard from my mom... And the hot guy who worked there wasn't even working today! Which was a bad incident. Recap: Lost money, and didnt even see the hot guy.
So it gave me an excuse to drink a frap... So good havent had it in... months. And well my giftcard was being lame and it said my balance was $15.33 i wanted to fill it with 67 cents you know... to even it out. It gave me a chance to talk to the cute guy working though... Not the hot one, but hey cute gay guy works for me.
[Y'all might be wondering why i say they're gay? Well I dont wanna be like ugh stereotypical but... I could see it by how he talked and stuff... Gaydar post, it'll answer your questions]
My jeans zipper broke
It was my favourite pair of jeans! And while i was changing back to go somewhere after work somehow the zipper was like ef you kid! And then offed itself... Like literally it just came of. I know what you're thinking "Nah you're just fat." *Reminds me of these two things "Six words to have a girl break up with you, "You look fat in those jeans" and... Day after boxing day i went shopping with my friends and it was me, my friend who's a girl and my gay friend, really hot but hes obv not into me ): anyways, so she came out with these jeans and she was like "Omg these jeans make my butt look big..." and he said without missing a beat, "Hunny, it aint the jeans" LOL* So yeah it broke and i had to walk ALL THE WAY HOME with a billion pairs of socks from ardene's [i love their socks ok (:] and an umbrella... Long story short... My crotch got WET from the rain LOL
So the world's message "Easy access this year" I feel excited... I mean hello! Broken zipper... Obviously im gonna be able to get into someone's pants this year LOL
Fire in my building
I live in a condo so like i literally live with like a billion people, this was like the third fire alarm this week so im like ef it, so i sat on my couch eating my rice, yeah im asian get used to it. So thirty min. later it kept ringing and i smelled smoke so im like OMG so i walked out... In a tshirt, you dont know how cold it was.
I think the world is implying i'm gonna meet a HOT guy so HOT he'll be on fire (:
Waiting in the cold and rain... In a T-Shirt
I stood with the really hot guys on my floor, which is wierd because i didnt know they lived near me, so i was freezing it was raining and the really hot guy beside was all warm, and im like "DUDE WARM ME UP, if you know what i mean" And well... It wasn't out loud... But he gave me a look, psychic? I think so.
So they're basically my neighbours right? And the whole Love Thy Neighbour thing should TOTALLY apply here... But hey, it'll take some time to load~!
Ah yes, the flood from the sprinklers
Walking in the lobby with like... I dont know a lake?! In the pathway got my fav shoes wet! And it went into my socks, but it felt like swimming? I dont know it was sad and upsetting though, i didnt enjoy it. But water was like... Woah flowing and being extreme! Waterfalls were made today.
Come on people, gushing water... Do i need to be anymore obvious... Well here think of these... Innuendos...
1.Flowing from upstairs to downstairs.... making it harder... [to walk through]
2. GUSHING WATER. Like through a small hole just GUSHING
3. I took alot of heat to get it gushing.
Seriously boys and girls, if it didn't work... I've lost faith.
My phone tells me i missed an important call
I got a notification saying I missed a call at 2am from a guy i haven't talked to in months... And he was the only other person besides one other whom i've crushed on EVER. And well he called me yesterday and i didnt know my phone rang, so i guess i obviously didnt pick it up. I'm texting him tomorrow morning and saying sorry i missed his call.
I feel its earth telling me that this year, i have my chance. Please be right.
New Year Omens:
They come true right?
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