I've Gained Some Courage....

Ok so i was hanging out with my friends Jenny, Kenny and Jamaica. And hell it was SO MUCH FUN. Like it felt ILLEGAL. I mean im sorry i may have left you out Kenny ): But i didn't mean to, its just Jenny... LOL W&G reference! Ok... So on the Skytrain back with Mary-anna added and Jamaica deleted, we were talking about how i should go up and seduce Trevor into talking to me? Or think im cool... Nice or anything good... Anyways, some random guy tried to teach me how to talk to guys, awkward... But a nice gesture. (: Anyways I had gathered some courage... And i thought ot wonderful scenarios... Here they are! Tell me what you think, and/or what should i have instead!? Is it too creepy? Is it ok?

If he's with people, like the second cashier, the lady or the cute jerk.... There's two ways to go at this....

A: if no one is there, I will go up and say hey, how’s working today? He’ll say something generic and ill be like awesome/that sucks, I work at oj and sometimes its crazy because some customers come and ask for like a milkshake and we don’t have those, and of course they get mad at me.... Then he'd laugh, and id say oh sorry I didn’t wanna bore you with my life story, anyways ill get the classic Green Tea Frappicino tall this time, I don’t wanna get too fat. And of course the whipped cream on the bottom. And ill say oh speaking of WC did you try it. And for this scenario he'll say yes and ill go Haha! Was it good? He says yes, ill go Haha that’s awesome! So remember me Micah! The guy who orders good reversed drinks, but if he says no or no difference ill say OMG! Uh… then he has to say his name, and ill go Haha Oh Trevor? That’s a nice name, anyways, Omg Trevor you are crazy Haha, but to each their own (: so then I go oh snap sorry I must be boring you to death…. Anyways card and balance, he gives it. I say Hahaha merci (:

Now B

He’s busy and I let the person behind me first and I go wait for him and I go up and I say, ok so after my ponder-ation, which should totally be a word, you know even if it isn’t Haha. Then I go so a classic Green Tea Frap Haha tall this time, I mean I went to the gym this morning and I don’t want to gain TOO much of it back Haha. [You know to make him think I'm like the exercising type] then I say but then again I work at OJ so I'll gain it back and then some Haha. Then I go Oh man I shouldn’t bore you with my life story… So anyways, GTF tall and of course the whipped cream on the bottom, speaking of that have you tried it? And he says no, I say DUDE! Wait EW no, that’s to poseur, mind if I catch your name? “Trevor. Oh nice name I'm Micah” anyways Trevor, that’s crazy try it one day Kay? “Yeah” “ok promise me? Haha kidding, I don’t want to sound creepy. Oh yeah ok, card and balance, merci!

Now when alone, if he’s busy then ill just do it normally

If he’s not ill go, hey how’s work today? Dead? And he'll say something generic like yeah totally. And ill go, Haha well you know better than being busy, no time to breath or think Haha. Anyways ill get the classic GTF and whipped cream on the bottom, and then the whole ending thing...


Yeah thats it... I'm gonna learn those lines so i dont mess up! But tell me do i sound lame? Like a douche? Tell me!! (: [Comments children!]

He-White sounds so much cooler than white
Cool Heh-Whip.

Long time no egotism!

Ok so, my last one was about the New Heights Festival well this one post is about that day, before the festival started. That moment changed... My outlook on life, haha you know me the Drama Princess.
So here's the scoop:
                               I was to go to the NHF but before that i was to meet my friends Jenny and Spica there! Spica brought his other friend, i'll name her... Two name (: Cuz she has like 20 haha. JKJK So I met with them, and I know it sounds creepy, cuz it probably is. I always go to the mall... To see Trevor, and because i have awesome memory I remembered when he'd be working... Wednesdays always, maybe Mondays. Saturdays and Sundays are kind of like off chances but never Thursdays or Fridays. I know it sounds creepy, but i'm sorry. I just remember when people work! Like there's this asian lady who works only on mondays and wednesdays... But once i saw her on a Thursday I had to check my phone cuz I was like "EXCUSE ME" haha

Ok to the story:
                       So because i was knowing when he was working, i walked by... And all day Jenny was saying and i quote, "I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE GREEN TEA FRAP" can you spell addict? Hahah, jkjk. So we went there and as Jenny [And i say this loosely] gracely walks to the counter I slowly walk in, you know checking if Trevor was working always gotta make sure people! So i wait in line, and as i talk very loudly like... Well always, i see him looking up at us again... It wasn't one of those "OMG, THEYRE HERE AGAIN!?" but one of those ""Omg! They're here again!!! (:" So i wait in line hoping that girl or random cute jerk doesn't help me... I mean i've been waiting long enough!! And to add a bonus... I was wearing my "Gay is the new black" t-shirt, which i love btw! So lucky me! I get to go up! So i walk to him and I smile, he smiles back... And well MELT! So he looks at my shirt, smiles and says, "What can i get for you" and i go "Oh uh... *looks at the menu just you know to stall for time* and say "Grande Green Tea Frappicino... With Whipped Cream on the Bottom!" [Seriously try it, its so good!] he starts to tap the screen normally then he stops looks up at me and says "On the bottom?" and i smile and go "Yeah! I don't know why its so wierd... I mean its SO much more easier to mix! And it somehow tastes better to me..." and he smiles... I dont know if its a "OMG loser" or a "Haha, you're so cute, I just wanna put YOUR Whipped Cream... _____" yeah haha So he smiles and says "Haha, i'll try that on my next break" and i smile and say "Yeah you should! It'll taste AWESOME" so then he gets the cup and in his Beautifully Neat and Nice writting he writes "WC on the bottom GTF" and as he writes he mumbles to himself "Does that mean its reversed... or... uh.. mummble" But then he shrugs and looks back up and smiles, i hand him my card. And he looks at it and smiles [I named it Swarley. I wonder if he saw that or if he was just laughing at me in general] And then he says "Want your balance?" and i go "Hahah, yeah i have to know... I'm probably in the Negatives..." And he smiles again and gives it back you know after he stares at it for 30min haha and goes "22.65"


Well anyways... Thats pretty much it... Isnt he so cute!?!??! I took a picture of the cup... I know creepy. And yes that marks the day of my FIRST meeting, with more than one word with the delicious Trevor! (:

Gay is the new Black.

Totally gonna do it.

Ok, so you know how i've been talking on and on about the same guy? And how i haven't done anything to you know... Get him to notice me? Well... I hope he's gonna be at the mall on Friday because i'm going there, and yes if he's there i will talk to him. Jenny, remember her? The awesome girl? [http://mindmymales.blogspot.com/2010/01/little-quickie-by-ally.html] and well... She had this "hang out" the other day, and man am i jealous. Neil, and Dr. Horrible. Yeah.... Envious. Envious. Haha, I'm only joking, but good job Jenny, i consider you Legen... wait for it.... DARY!
So yeah if i see him i'm gonna text Jenny, and see if she's available, if not i'd have to go solo. Here's my plan:
                   With Jenny: We're gonna casually walk up, and if he isn't gonna be serving us, we nicely let the person behind us go first. Jenny will say, "Haaaavvvvvve you met Micah?" and Trevor will be like "No, i haven't" and then i will already "casually popped gum into my mouth for hot flavour" and we will strike a convo, and we will be awe.... wait for it... SOME!
     
                   Solo: I'm gonna pop some delicious gum into my mouth and casually walk over to the counter, you know if he's serving me if not.... Then the person behind me can go first. Then i'll smile and say, "You know, i've always wondered what its like to work in starbucks... Is it as... Awesome as people say?" and he will be all "Well, its good, etc. etc."

Yeah thats what i'm thinking... It really needs to be fixed up, so you know in the comment box, please just write something and tell me how you think or @AHotTrannyMess on twitter and tell me what you think, don't worry i promise from now on all comments will be approved! (:

Sometimes you just gotta grab life by the Meatballs.

A little quickie by the ally.

Ok so its about 1150 i have 10min to finish this, will i make it? You will never know haha. Ok so this one is about my good random happenstance friend Jenny, people call her Jennifer? Which is SO 19th century! What up! So this post is didicated to her (:

My good friend Jenny promises to be there when i get the balls to say hi to "Trevor" Oh yes, she'll be there. Wingwoman style! What up!
She is very VERY alternative its like crazy, you know how i don't know anything about boys? And well, same for her. But its unfair cuz shes a girl and she's allowed not to. (:

Ok so hint hint this isnt some gossip blog, so thats all i'll indulge.
But she is very awesome, and well when i first say hi to "Trevor", i will not be asking for a drink oh no. I will be asking for more than that.... [Hence the title] Hahah.
Anyways, I will man up [haha] and say hi to "Trevor"
Also she has piercing red eyes, so if some random chicks go up to her for a new moon sig... Yeah i told her to be cautious.

What up?

Really Hot... Guys.

So I work at the mall... Damn are the Men in suits, Teens [over 16 LOL], Daddies and well the male population in general are so freaking hot. I love working in the mall, i mean i love seeing the men walk by, playing dog to their Girlfriends/Wives/Booty Calls.
But I think it was somewhere before Christmas i met/saw the hottest employee ever, he not only was beautiful, but he's totally gay. I know, I know "Don't be so damn stereotypical b*tch!" But... Think, he has the worlds most feminine voice, does these hand movements [Unless he's a very and i mean very metro i doubt he's straight], his nice smile when i'm about to walk up....
Ok back story:
                      So, it was a few days before christmas, a Thursday, but not a Thursday like any other. But before then I was introduced to the wonderous product called "A Peppermint White Chocolate Mocha" by the wonderous Jason, he bought me a Venti one! Now thats splurgging on a stranger haha, i made him promise to buy me a coffee, and he said yes. So it made me happy. Anyways, so i was craving one. I went in, and there i was met with a line, but not just any line. A line of fate. I was waiting in line, then i saw this really hot guy, hair styled like me, obviously he has good taste! He had a beautiful voice and a wonderful smile. When i was about to go order something it was with him, i'll name him Trevor, so as i was walking towards trevor he smiled at me and i kinda well... smiled... So yes i was walking up to him, but then some old man like cuts and goes in between us! And hes all "Do you sell that gingerbread thing here?" and his smile faded and he looks at that old man and is all "Uh yeah we do, what can i get for you?" I'm like dude! But then some fugly girl, well she wasnt really, she was really pretty but she didnt look like him so yeah. She was all "HEY!" So i say [you know to confirm him i was in fact a flamboyant gay] "Ok my ex-boyfriend ALWAYS got coffee for me... So i'm gonna have to guess, do you have white chocolate mocha here?" "Yes...." "Ok.. A uh... Medium one? Oh peppermint flavour! And can i get the whipping cream on the bottom?!" [Always easier to mix, try it out] and she's all "Uh... Can we do that? No one's ever asked before... I can give you a bigger cup" He was watching us and he laughed when i said:  "But... I mean... Its just whipped cream, put it on the bottom and be all "TADA!"" and he kinda made me blush, but i like refused to say hello or anything to him ): Anyways, so as i wait for my drink [its a counter where you wait at the end] So he makes an excuse and leaves the till and takes a random towel and walks around to my side of the counter and starts to "fix" the counter, you know napkins and stuff, he pics up a jug and pours out the milk and is all "Oh better refill that" and totally is looking me up and down as he walks by me, just to add more to his "metro"-ness. And well i walked away after that, but he was fine. Like omg, i'd tap that and then some. Or as my friend says, "I'd make him get me pregnant so we can stay together forever" Creepy but funny haha.
*Upsetting part*
Everytime i go to "visit" him or "want a coffee" i bring my money and junk and walk by to you know, see if he's there to be able to make a move and talk to him! But he's never there ): Then one day i didn't bring my money or anything and he WAS THERE which totally pissed me off, i had no reason to say hi!

Anyways, today I had my money, and a reason to be there longer than anyone else! So i brought two giftcards, one with 15.33 and one with 50. So i had to switch the 15 and the 50, but im only allowed to keep 20 of the 50 so here is what i had to do:
Step one: Put the 15.33 into the 50
Step two: Take out 30 from the 50+15.33
step three: There is none.
So i went there hoping trevor was there, and guess who was? Trevor! I was so excited, i waited in line, and there was a different girl this time, and well i was in the front then these 3 random asian ladies come, and well the girl is helping a slow old man, so i was like OMG TIME TO GET JIGGY. But then the three asian ladies turn to 3 asian ladies and 2 other random ladies, and it made me upset ): So I went up to her and said, "Ok get ready for this great deal of force task, Everyone gave me like a billion gift cards i dunno why i mean pfft, money works too! [trevor now looks, and kinda smirks or laughs [didnt pay attention]] Can you "explains my steps" the girl had to do it for me, i started work in 10min, but well.. Luckily my manager wasnt working, i was 6 min late! But i spent 16min with Trevor! Anyways So she took a while, she was confused, and i felt bad for making it so hard... And Trevor kept looking at me, i could see from the corner of my eye, but i was too scared to look and say hi... [SORRY "SPICA"] So yeah after she said, you wanna buy a drink? and i should have said, "Oh im late for work, i'll get one during break, you know to see Trevor one more time, stupidly I DIDNT. So i yeah i saw him once today! ): And i kept trying to think of excuses to see him, but i didnt get any... I then saw another gay guy go to work, and it pissed me off cuz they were yacking and having the time of their lives.... I was so jealous. ):

New years resolution: Actually say HI to Trevor, no matter how much it costs me... and at 4$ a shift thats alot!