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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARDENE I FREAKING LOVE YOU!!! IM WEARING YOUR SHINY BELT RIGHT NOW!!!! <3

Dear holy mother f*cker

So as you can tell this little post is gonna be about my prayers to the holy spirits!! And I apologize in advance, I'm typing on the iPad and as one can tell I am not good with these things so I tend to spell things wrong... So I'll try to make this short, but sweet.

So I went to a birthday party today, shout out to Nisha!!! Yay you! Can you believe we've known each other for like 5 years!!!! I can't haha, I love you and I think you're awesome, don't be not awesome!!!!! And well I bought her a nice gift it was from Bang-On so you know, product placement!!! Anyways I asked for a gift box which looks like a pizza box so I told her out of genuine stupidity I bought her a vegetarian pizza and omg she hates vegetarian pizza btw, so she was pretty mad when I told her, not like I was gonna tell her I didn't get her that. I told everyone to not mention it to her, and so when it came down to opening the gift and "eating" it she kept trying to put it off, then she finally opened it and was all, "omg, Micah I hate you." but really, how can anyone hate me? I'm so interesting!! I'd be my own best friend!! Haha I'm kidding, I'm not that full of myself.

For my friend Selena I got her a bunch of you know magic things I can't really say what on here, but what i'll say is it is super expensive and thoughtful, so if that girl don't like it imam kick her in her little badonkadonk.

So, dear holy mother f*cker, please grante the gift of riches.


Now, part two.
In theater we were given the wonderful task of, making Music Video on whatever we please, I got to convince Mr.GSA to come to our group even though he hated Lady Gaga, which our group had already chose would be our singer. I felt pretty awesome that he agreed to come, i mean I thought he would be all, "ew, no. I hate lady gags." but no, so I think that was pretty cool of Him.

Also, we chose the sopng Alejandro which is my favorite song, so you know I had to, I mean I NEEDED TO be the lead, so as it shows I was the main person, aka, Ladu Gaga. And I had Mr. Theater as Alejandro so I basically got to um... grind all over him, well not really, but you know, I got to feel I'm up in a sort of artistic way, very fun.

So... Dear Holy Mother F*cker, please grant me the power to be able to do another fun music video like that, and by fun I mean something else, I won't say what, but as normal human beings you can decide what I mean by that.

And uh... Omg!! Have y'all read "The Masque of the Red Death"? Omg, very good story by Edgar Allen Poe. Like no joke, it's really good, i mean the words in it are kind of hard to understand, but like when you understand the words and the deep symbolism in it, you'll understand. It's really good. And I guess I only understood it because awesome teacher Mr. begg taught us, if he didn't I probably wouldn't understand it. So yeah, read it. And if you don't really get it, or you don't understand the symbolism or maybe you just want to chat with me about it... Then just comment or like send me a message (natsukemicah@hotmail.com) you know, if you want, I really want to know your thoughts on the story! I honestly think it's the best story, like I've ever read. Only because it makes sense of course.

Dear Holy Mother F*cker, I hope you bless the people of the world with the wonderful story, and p,ease bless then with the power to understand the story, I'm not calling them stupid, it's just written in words that I don't really get d:

So, that's pretty much it, and yeah you guess probably are wondering who the hell the Holy Mother F*cker is, well honestly. I'm nit a really religious person, so if I were to pray I prefer to do it in a non religious way. And because people always say Holy Mother F*cker a lot vie decided that whom,ever that is I must ray respects for. I mean honestly people keep using the name in vain, so it's the least I can do!!so yeah, that's it!! Thanks :D I say yay for the 3 wishes.

Hello My Darlings!!

    So!! It's been exactly a month and seven days since my last post, my bad. So, I got my L, my picture looks like a mix between a broken messed up version of Britney Spears and the drugged up, Lindsey Lohan put together. I don't know who that would look, but I doubt it's a Picasso.

    I'm really sorry about my lack of updates, but like you know... I'm just SOOOOOO POPULAR. But honestly, it's just school and like Emily. I know, not a very good excuse. But this is like my personal diary, so I'm sure I'm allowed to do whatever I want to with my blog. Don't I sound like the Diva?

   So, school's started. Wow, not even funny. I have Biology 12, Acting 12, Law 12, and English 12. Yeah, look 4 twelves, that shows that I have commitment. I recently found out that Lover, isn't actually going to school this semester, I think he's in a district program. I'm gonna say construction because construction workers are the second most hottest people in the world. My first has to be Roofers I don't know if they count as the same thing as construction workers, but I'm sure that they're different. I mean honestly, what do you think is the best occupation? I seriously love roofers I'm not kidding, they're like always strapping young men who just HAVE to work shirtless and they HAVE to have nice bodies, I mean how else will they hammer, no fat people, no. Sir! Oops! Off track, anyways yeah, I saw Lover, and I saw him in his cute little white shirt, overalls and steel toed boots and went, "Damn, if only you weren't straight... Nah, I'd still try something." kinda like that. Only that he was at the office of school giving papers so I had to hold my pants down I mean hello? If I were to commit well deserved rape in public in front of the secretary say goodbye to graduation! And a clean criminal record! And not to mention my AUDITION!! Yeap! I'm auditioning for the school play! "The StorySphere" Very posh. I heard a little about it, it sounds REALLY GOOD. I'll talk about it after! And then there's So Soft goodness sakes, that retard. He found out I liked him, did I tell you? Ok, I will then:

Not so Super Special Awesome story.

So it was the last day of school, I found out that a douche bag we call him "Unimpressive Genitals"; try and guess why, told So Soft that I liked him, I mean hello, do he even have to right to do that? No, stupid ass. Anyway, now So Soft avoids any contact with me and even though I live super close to him I never saw him, not even once. Even in school I haven't seen him. What's weird is that I basically haven't seen him since like.... June. So yeah, Unimpressive Genitals should be shot down. 

END.

So, yeah, that's what happened. I haven't seen So Soft since June and it's very sad. Oh well, I wonder if he got hotter d:

    Basically my school year kinda sucks, even if I am a senior, I mean seriously! High School Musical 3 did NOT prepare me for this. There's like homework every day, so lame. I've already had 3 Essays 3 NOT 1 OR 2 BUT 3. One might say, "Micah, what crazy banter you are spewing! How can one do 3 essays in 6 days!" Well reader, not only have I done 3 I must do one more tomorrow. Woo. Hoo. And yeah, I miss some of my grade 12 friends, and I miss how there are older and hotter guys, obviously not anymore! My heart is on hot Teacher's Assistants. That would be fun.

   On the bright side there's a new kid in my class this year! I think he's uber delicious, even if he is straight I don't mind. I can make it work. Somehow. It's the magic of my mind and mind control. I have that you know, I just do.

   And on the nasty side I found the hottest grade 8 ever, it's really nasty because he's in grade 8 as I am in grade 12. But! But! He's 13/14 and I'm 17 making it totally legal if he consents it! At least that's what I've heard... It's ok, just like before I'll make it work. He's a musician making him totally worth it, he has blonde hair, blue eyes and he has perfect posture and he is tall, making him my man. Yes, he will be my man. I don't know how that'll work, but it will. Don't Judge. Speaking of judges, I have Law, lame. I know for a fact my teacher hates me, no joke. He won't even answer my questions anymore. Aka. Totes rude. My English teacher is so effing hilarious except he's a slave driver as said above. And omg how did I get from hot grade 8 to slave drivers I need divine intervention. I don't know what that is, but it sounds lovely!

   Oh! And I have acting! Omg, yeah that's super duper fun!! Omg, I love acting. It's like so fun! I can be the GAYEST, LOUDEST and MOST RETARDED. And not be judged as weird. It's all in the name of acting!! For example, I have a blackberry with a cute pink case and a pretty sparkly heart sticker on it! It's actually really nice! But then some guy thought I was straight and was like, "Dude, what's with your phone? There's a heart sticker on it and it's purple." LOL. Is what I thought when I heard that, but I just said, "It's called taste, unlike yours which is wrapped in duct tape." Which indeed it was, his blackberry was broken ): And then the conversation went on to how my partner was trained by a Samurai in Martial Arts, and then my friend Lynette and I were like, "O. M. F. G. TOM. CRUISE?! TOM EFFING CRUISE TAUGHT YOU HOW TO FIGHT WOW. THAT'S CRAZY!!" Obviously not, but then Lynette was like, "Omg Micah, I love you, if only you weren't gay" and then the guy was like, "Oh... I get it now!" I'm so proud of him. Except today he tried reaching for his backpack, so I reached over and he was all, "Watch out, it's really heavy." I obviously lifted it without ease and said, "I'm gay, not incompetent." I feel like I showed him (:

    Then today there was the first Gay-Straight Alliance meeting. Omg, no it's NOT just for GAY PEOPLE so yeah, we need more members! We only have girls and guys from grade12. If it continues like that then... We'll have no members next year since I'm sure we're all going to graduate! So if you guys can think of anything to raise members, please! Don't hesitate to comment below and tell me!!!

   My mission is to get my Husband who's straight and my grade 8 Husband to join, OH! And the Gay Kid from Grade 8. Yeah, that's his name.

    Ok I've written way too much! Sorry for that. I promise I won't update every month, I'll do it like once a week so you don't have to strain your eyes... If anyone reads this anyway.... ): Ok well yeah, Love you all!! Thanks!!

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