I call it the power of Micah is awesome.

I call it the power of Micah is awesome.

Answer here

My Perfect Man.

- Tall, maybe taller than me.
- Must have nice arms.
- Nice teeth, braces are a plus.
- Looks good in and enjoys wearing plaid.
- Funny, understands my humour.
- Good listener, knows how to help when needed.
- Chivalrous.
- A hopeless romantic.
- Has some dorky qualities, like enjoys old movies, vintage clothing... etc.
- Not any more feminine than me.
- Does not smoke or do drugs.
- Enjoys reading from time to time.
- Has a decent mind, as in intellect.
- Has a high tolerance for dirty things.
- Has a job, as long as he's not a hobo.
-Can be a judgmental bitch like me
-Facial hair, a chin strap is really hot, or like a 5 o'clock-ish shadow
- Gay, I can't have my heart broken again.

Why do I always wait a month or more to post?

So... how are y'all? Super, anyway... I just wanted to say... OMFG. WHAT. THE. WTF.

So yeah, it's been a month, yet again. I know... It's not like I wanted to wait like 100 years to post, but you know I'm in like grade 12 now and I have to do all these school related things before I can like... Well you know post.

Anyway, I got casted into the play "Storysphere" and it was written by one of my friends Alexis Tyller and it is actually really amazing, and I'm not just saying that because I'm in it. It is actually really funny.... I play Zeus so that means I get to wear a toga and I have a beard... pretty self explanatory there.

Besides the rehearsals and the lines to memorize I also have a multitude of essays in which I have to write, usually I get 5 or 6/6 but then recently I got my first 3, and as you can tell as an Asian I take personal and emotion offense to that, I have threatened to end my life about 700 times. Ok, I'm kidding, but honestly... I don't know how to cope with such a horrible experience. So I have my final tomorrow, and I know that unless I get a good mark in that I'm gonna die a lonely and miserable death. I know it seems harsh, but it's like grade 12 English, I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be like... important.

In other news I've gotten my heart ripped out. I made the mistake of falling for yet another guy whom isn't into the male gender. Yes, for the second time in my life I have fallen for someone, and this someone is someone new. I've only liked one other guy before him, so really it means a lot. I mean I have this list, and I call it the list of my perfect man, and this guy fits like 99.99% of this list. [The list is here: http://mindmymales.blogspot.com/2010/10/my-perfect-man.html ]I mean he's perfect, just not gay. I thought I had a chance at first, I'd flirt with him and talk to him, it seemed like he did too... But really I guess it was just my opinion. I mean everyone else said he was, but then at the same time many could see that really he likes one of my good friends. Recently that was proven to be true and now my heart is in two.

So this is obviously not one of my brighter posts, but don't worry. The next post will be filled with rainbow and bacon bits.

Bacon Bits. They're totes nast.

Quickie, in the alley.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARDENE I FREAKING LOVE YOU!!! IM WEARING YOUR SHINY BELT RIGHT NOW!!!! <3

Dear holy mother f*cker

So as you can tell this little post is gonna be about my prayers to the holy spirits!! And I apologize in advance, I'm typing on the iPad and as one can tell I am not good with these things so I tend to spell things wrong... So I'll try to make this short, but sweet.

So I went to a birthday party today, shout out to Nisha!!! Yay you! Can you believe we've known each other for like 5 years!!!! I can't haha, I love you and I think you're awesome, don't be not awesome!!!!! And well I bought her a nice gift it was from Bang-On so you know, product placement!!! Anyways I asked for a gift box which looks like a pizza box so I told her out of genuine stupidity I bought her a vegetarian pizza and omg she hates vegetarian pizza btw, so she was pretty mad when I told her, not like I was gonna tell her I didn't get her that. I told everyone to not mention it to her, and so when it came down to opening the gift and "eating" it she kept trying to put it off, then she finally opened it and was all, "omg, Micah I hate you." but really, how can anyone hate me? I'm so interesting!! I'd be my own best friend!! Haha I'm kidding, I'm not that full of myself.

For my friend Selena I got her a bunch of you know magic things I can't really say what on here, but what i'll say is it is super expensive and thoughtful, so if that girl don't like it imam kick her in her little badonkadonk.

So, dear holy mother f*cker, please grante the gift of riches.


Now, part two.
In theater we were given the wonderful task of, making Music Video on whatever we please, I got to convince Mr.GSA to come to our group even though he hated Lady Gaga, which our group had already chose would be our singer. I felt pretty awesome that he agreed to come, i mean I thought he would be all, "ew, no. I hate lady gags." but no, so I think that was pretty cool of Him.

Also, we chose the sopng Alejandro which is my favorite song, so you know I had to, I mean I NEEDED TO be the lead, so as it shows I was the main person, aka, Ladu Gaga. And I had Mr. Theater as Alejandro so I basically got to um... grind all over him, well not really, but you know, I got to feel I'm up in a sort of artistic way, very fun.

So... Dear Holy Mother F*cker, please grant me the power to be able to do another fun music video like that, and by fun I mean something else, I won't say what, but as normal human beings you can decide what I mean by that.

And uh... Omg!! Have y'all read "The Masque of the Red Death"? Omg, very good story by Edgar Allen Poe. Like no joke, it's really good, i mean the words in it are kind of hard to understand, but like when you understand the words and the deep symbolism in it, you'll understand. It's really good. And I guess I only understood it because awesome teacher Mr. begg taught us, if he didn't I probably wouldn't understand it. So yeah, read it. And if you don't really get it, or you don't understand the symbolism or maybe you just want to chat with me about it... Then just comment or like send me a message (natsukemicah@hotmail.com) you know, if you want, I really want to know your thoughts on the story! I honestly think it's the best story, like I've ever read. Only because it makes sense of course.

Dear Holy Mother F*cker, I hope you bless the people of the world with the wonderful story, and p,ease bless then with the power to understand the story, I'm not calling them stupid, it's just written in words that I don't really get d:

So, that's pretty much it, and yeah you guess probably are wondering who the hell the Holy Mother F*cker is, well honestly. I'm nit a really religious person, so if I were to pray I prefer to do it in a non religious way. And because people always say Holy Mother F*cker a lot vie decided that whom,ever that is I must ray respects for. I mean honestly people keep using the name in vain, so it's the least I can do!!so yeah, that's it!! Thanks :D I say yay for the 3 wishes.

Hello My Darlings!!

    So!! It's been exactly a month and seven days since my last post, my bad. So, I got my L, my picture looks like a mix between a broken messed up version of Britney Spears and the drugged up, Lindsey Lohan put together. I don't know who that would look, but I doubt it's a Picasso.

    I'm really sorry about my lack of updates, but like you know... I'm just SOOOOOO POPULAR. But honestly, it's just school and like Emily. I know, not a very good excuse. But this is like my personal diary, so I'm sure I'm allowed to do whatever I want to with my blog. Don't I sound like the Diva?

   So, school's started. Wow, not even funny. I have Biology 12, Acting 12, Law 12, and English 12. Yeah, look 4 twelves, that shows that I have commitment. I recently found out that Lover, isn't actually going to school this semester, I think he's in a district program. I'm gonna say construction because construction workers are the second most hottest people in the world. My first has to be Roofers I don't know if they count as the same thing as construction workers, but I'm sure that they're different. I mean honestly, what do you think is the best occupation? I seriously love roofers I'm not kidding, they're like always strapping young men who just HAVE to work shirtless and they HAVE to have nice bodies, I mean how else will they hammer, no fat people, no. Sir! Oops! Off track, anyways yeah, I saw Lover, and I saw him in his cute little white shirt, overalls and steel toed boots and went, "Damn, if only you weren't straight... Nah, I'd still try something." kinda like that. Only that he was at the office of school giving papers so I had to hold my pants down I mean hello? If I were to commit well deserved rape in public in front of the secretary say goodbye to graduation! And a clean criminal record! And not to mention my AUDITION!! Yeap! I'm auditioning for the school play! "The StorySphere" Very posh. I heard a little about it, it sounds REALLY GOOD. I'll talk about it after! And then there's So Soft goodness sakes, that retard. He found out I liked him, did I tell you? Ok, I will then:

Not so Super Special Awesome story.

So it was the last day of school, I found out that a douche bag we call him "Unimpressive Genitals"; try and guess why, told So Soft that I liked him, I mean hello, do he even have to right to do that? No, stupid ass. Anyway, now So Soft avoids any contact with me and even though I live super close to him I never saw him, not even once. Even in school I haven't seen him. What's weird is that I basically haven't seen him since like.... June. So yeah, Unimpressive Genitals should be shot down. 

END.

So, yeah, that's what happened. I haven't seen So Soft since June and it's very sad. Oh well, I wonder if he got hotter d:

    Basically my school year kinda sucks, even if I am a senior, I mean seriously! High School Musical 3 did NOT prepare me for this. There's like homework every day, so lame. I've already had 3 Essays 3 NOT 1 OR 2 BUT 3. One might say, "Micah, what crazy banter you are spewing! How can one do 3 essays in 6 days!" Well reader, not only have I done 3 I must do one more tomorrow. Woo. Hoo. And yeah, I miss some of my grade 12 friends, and I miss how there are older and hotter guys, obviously not anymore! My heart is on hot Teacher's Assistants. That would be fun.

   On the bright side there's a new kid in my class this year! I think he's uber delicious, even if he is straight I don't mind. I can make it work. Somehow. It's the magic of my mind and mind control. I have that you know, I just do.

   And on the nasty side I found the hottest grade 8 ever, it's really nasty because he's in grade 8 as I am in grade 12. But! But! He's 13/14 and I'm 17 making it totally legal if he consents it! At least that's what I've heard... It's ok, just like before I'll make it work. He's a musician making him totally worth it, he has blonde hair, blue eyes and he has perfect posture and he is tall, making him my man. Yes, he will be my man. I don't know how that'll work, but it will. Don't Judge. Speaking of judges, I have Law, lame. I know for a fact my teacher hates me, no joke. He won't even answer my questions anymore. Aka. Totes rude. My English teacher is so effing hilarious except he's a slave driver as said above. And omg how did I get from hot grade 8 to slave drivers I need divine intervention. I don't know what that is, but it sounds lovely!

   Oh! And I have acting! Omg, yeah that's super duper fun!! Omg, I love acting. It's like so fun! I can be the GAYEST, LOUDEST and MOST RETARDED. And not be judged as weird. It's all in the name of acting!! For example, I have a blackberry with a cute pink case and a pretty sparkly heart sticker on it! It's actually really nice! But then some guy thought I was straight and was like, "Dude, what's with your phone? There's a heart sticker on it and it's purple." LOL. Is what I thought when I heard that, but I just said, "It's called taste, unlike yours which is wrapped in duct tape." Which indeed it was, his blackberry was broken ): And then the conversation went on to how my partner was trained by a Samurai in Martial Arts, and then my friend Lynette and I were like, "O. M. F. G. TOM. CRUISE?! TOM EFFING CRUISE TAUGHT YOU HOW TO FIGHT WOW. THAT'S CRAZY!!" Obviously not, but then Lynette was like, "Omg Micah, I love you, if only you weren't gay" and then the guy was like, "Oh... I get it now!" I'm so proud of him. Except today he tried reaching for his backpack, so I reached over and he was all, "Watch out, it's really heavy." I obviously lifted it without ease and said, "I'm gay, not incompetent." I feel like I showed him (:

    Then today there was the first Gay-Straight Alliance meeting. Omg, no it's NOT just for GAY PEOPLE so yeah, we need more members! We only have girls and guys from grade12. If it continues like that then... We'll have no members next year since I'm sure we're all going to graduate! So if you guys can think of anything to raise members, please! Don't hesitate to comment below and tell me!!!

   My mission is to get my Husband who's straight and my grade 8 Husband to join, OH! And the Gay Kid from Grade 8. Yeah, that's his name.

    Ok I've written way too much! Sorry for that. I promise I won't update every month, I'll do it like once a week so you don't have to strain your eyes... If anyone reads this anyway.... ): Ok well yeah, Love you all!! Thanks!!

"It's 7:30am!! You know what that means!! WAFFLE TIME!!!!"

FINALLY.

I think this will be a huge event in my entire life as a gay child in Canada.
I'm studying... To... Get... My L!
Yeah, Ok, I know it has nothing to do with being gay or living in Canada. But still, I think it'll change things... Not really. I don't even want to get it, I was pretty much forced into this. Everyone I know is always like, "Ooh Micah, you should totally do it! It'll be so fun! Woo!!" And it's like, "Uh, no thanks" and then they like grow devil horns or something and like threaten my life, so I guess taking my knowledge test will have some effect on my life.

I haven't really study, I looked it over. I did the practice test... I usually get like 80-93% which isn't good. You need 80% to pass... And the real test is out of 50 instead of the 25 that the online one has. Did i mention the real test is harder? The real test is harder. And, that leaves me enough room to get the minimum of 10 wrong.. Which isn't a fantastic number. But hey... I was wondering....

SCENARIO:
*Doing the test. Gets 98%. On the last question* "When you see a pedestrian you,

A. Run him over                              

B. Stop and wave him across           

C. Slow down and be ready to stop 

D. Speed up, you can surely pass him "

*Picks A*

*The ICBC worker looks over your test* "Oh, he totally picked the wrong answer. That psychopathic child"

WOULD THEY GO:

*Walks up to the person who took that test* "Congrats Brenda, you passed. You did amazing 98%"

OR

*Walks to the phone, looks at the sign above the phone that says, [Not even kidding] "To call 9-1-1, please dial 9-1-1" And calls 911* "Hi, we have a psychopath here."

CUZ HONESTLY I'M ACTUALLY CONFUSED!! They technically passed! I mean honestly!! They got over 80% But they chose THE RUN HIM OVER CHOICE! I wouldn't feel very safe...

I dunno... What do you think?

A. Find me and run me over.

B. I don't care, I'm too popular to pay attention.

C. I need to call 911, what's the number again?

D. Think about what?

More updates... Sigh... I need to post more

I met my husband. He started to avoid me because I stared too much.
I met my second husband. I took a picture with him. I forgot to ask his name.
I met my third husband. We totally hit it off. I know his name. He's straight.
I met my fourth husband. We totally hit it off. I know his name. He has a boyfriend.
I met my fifth husband. We totally hit it off. I know his name. He doesn't have a boyfriend. Because he has a girlfriend at the moment. [BI]
I met my sixth husband. I knew that was way too much for normal so I didn't do anything about it.


That's pretty much what happened in the span of 5 weeks. From June till now? Don't get me started.

OMG. The pride parade!!! Look what I've gained!

Pride gains: 21 condoms, 6 flavoured condoms, 2 condom+lube combos, sunglasses, bandana, fan, star, 2 hot guy pictures, a polaroid with hot sweaty guy, a picture with a drag queen, a picture with 2 trojan men, 3 Trojan tattoos, a @kylieminogue 3$ off coupon for her NEW AWESOME CD, 3 pins Dolly Parton, I ♡ cowboys and blood donations, a gay magazine and one husband. [He's the second husband]

I'm wearing the tattoo at the moment! LAWL. Hahah!

And I want an ear piercing... I have to wait till after grad photos d:

I think that's it LOL So I guess.... It's not really that much of a long ass story.

Legally Blonde the Musical. That's an amazing musical! You should watch it! I want the soundtrack so bad haha.

I honestly love Reese Witherspoon and Anne Hathaway. I think my top 5 movies are,

1. The Devil Wears Prada

2. Mean Girls

3. The Princess Diaries

4. Legally Blonde 1/2

5. Summer Storm

But honestly, this list changes without notices like 24/7 haha

"Remember the time we spent those four AMAZING hours in the hot tub? This feels so much better."

Hoe.Lee. Sh.Eat.

Ok yeah, obviously I haven't updated since May! Ok, fine... June. But still! It's [I've learned to use It's and Its now!] August! I mean honestly, what have I Been doing? WELL

1.Camping
2.Summer School
3.Me being "Popular"
4.Work


1. Camping
    So like many people I go camping in the summer. But unlike many other people I went camping in the States!! Yeah! Oregon and Washington. I love Nordstrom! So nice, but honestly... It's because all the employees are either a hot girl or a gay guy. You must be thinking, "Omg, you're totally lying! I mean hot girls and gay guys?! Mental!!" That's exactly what I said when my cousin told me! But when I arrived, I was awestruck. It was wonderful. It was like heaven... Oh! For the people who don't know what Nordstrom is, it's basically like a huge mall for amazing designer things! Like Louis Vuitton, Coach, Gucci, etc. etc. My cousins both bought two Gucci... Side bag-like things. It's cool, but that's so conforming. I mean everyone has them! But I'm being Hypocritical, I bought only brand name things! True Religion Jeans, Calvin Klein Bag, Guess? Jeans and etc. [God i sound like an advertisement] I even bought my first ever Hollister branded... Thing. [It was a Hoodie haha] and my first ever Sweat Pants, They're so comfortable! It's crazy! I've never had sweats before. Now that I have, it's like, "Woah. I should have worn them earlier on in my life." Anyway, back to Nordstrom. I love it. That's it haha.
   Ok, so you might be thinking, "Pfft, that's not camping! You just went shopping!!" well yeah... But we went camping where I met the love of my life haha, I'm not going into it. But I met my love and he actually acknowledged me, he said he'd love me and I believed him, but I made him promise to not contact me after I left the campsite, same for me... I mean... Long distance never works... Right? Anyway, there was this one campsite where they had these things called... Yurts they're like cabins... So I guess that takes away the whole camping thing, but still we only used it for one night... It was raining so badly... Like it's not even funny haha. [As I laugh.]
   Basically camping was amazing, but when I first arrived back home I went to the bathroom and actually did say out loud, "My first Canadian piss in weeks!" Yeap, that's me being lame.
   Now... I have a short little message about the states. All the guys there are super HOT!!! Yes! They're like basically all white, tall, good looking... But then there are others I guess. But basically it's [For the guys] You're either:  1. White and Hot
                      2. White and Hot and Gay
                      3. White and Hot, but Rude
                      4. Fat
                       5. A Child.
Yeap, those are basically the male categories... In my completely Biased and Racist opinion. Lots of the guys I saw were gay, and I had like many people flirt with me, it was so weird... I mean look at me! LOL. Yes, that's it. Oh and the girls are very pretty and some where really hot!


2. Summer School
You might be thinking, "Holy crap! An Asian!? IN SUMMER SCHOOL!?" I can say this because I've had that said to me before. So you know, we're all a little bit racist. But let me clear this up for you, I took summer school because I needed 4 provincial examinable courses in order to be a Math teacher [Yes, I'm Asian and I'm going to be a math teacher, I'm totally kicking down the stereotypes eh?] And I didn't want to take 5 months of History! And I know I'll fail Chemistry 12, so there's no point in that. So... It was 5 months put into 5 weeks. It was horrible and scary. I almost failed... Ok I wasn't close to failing, but whatever LOL. My friend Nisha was there! She helped me get through the tough times that is/was summer school. My teacher was pretty funny and pretty foxy too! (: I wanted it to end so bad, but now that it's over [It ended today] I kind of miss it... Just not the waking up early thing.

3. Me being "Popular"
I lied... I'm not popular. I just never like staying home. So i call people and we hang. No one ever calls me d: I feel so lame, but it's ok. I um... Have nothing else to say... I guess I was just busy haha.

4. Work
I worked, like once a week. But still I was too lazy to update after that. So yeah, speaking of work. I applied for Starbucks. I mean I didn't ask, they just went up to me and was like, "Do you work here?" "No..." "Oh, well have you dropped off your resume?" "A while ago haha." "Oh, well leave your name, and drop off your resume tomorrow! :D" "Ok! haha" So yeah, I dropped it off today.


I have more updates...

Ginger? Nature? How is this a Children's Festival?!

   Now, the last day. Sydney wasn't there, she was probably out to parties and junk LOL. But some of our friends were there! Like Natalie! and Arthur! They told me a funny story, "So i [Natalie] was like, "Ma'am no flash photography in here" she had a camera, but she was like, "I'm just eating a sucker!" LOL

 When we were there we decided to do something where we walk around behind a guy in stilts! His name was Lindsey and I'm pretty sure he was gay... but he was hot, that's all that matters. Did i mention he smelled good? He smelled good. Also I got to find out what Raoul real name was! It's Josh, Josh the Ginger.

  Mackenzie wasn't there, but there was a hot guy at the "MetroVancouver" booth. We got a picture there! It was my first polaroid! Also... I learned to juggle. Priscilla and I obviously made lots of sexual references... par example: *Deep voice* "Ugh, my balls dropped" and "Stop playing with my balls!! Get your own!!" and etc, LOL

  I spent all my time with Priscilla this time... except when she was feeding the treacherous nature [Ducks] Those bitches will cut you up!! She wanted to make kites, but i'm all, "I don't want to make your stoopid-ass kite!" so she just took one from the tent LOL.

  Through out the day I was looking for Raoul, but i couldn't find him and it was so upsetting!! Luckily though I found him at last, he was at the "Hands Talking Tent" It's sign language... it's ok, I didn't get it either. Unfortunetly nothing happened, oh well.


 So i think that's it? I don't know, if you can think of anything Priscilla [Which should be reading this] comment here and tell me!!

''Hi Eugene, can you clear this table for me?''

Australian Names? Pokemon? How is this a Children's festival?!

  So... May something was the Vancouver Children's Festival. Priscilla, my bffl and I decided to be good people and volunteer for said fabulous event. Of course she had to do her Volunteer hours, I was volunteering just in it for the fun of it. (Y)

  So when we there we only knew each other... which was awkward haha. We got name tags in which I wrote my name was Miclala, which it isn't. Lucky for me I enjoy approaching nice and/or decent looking people... usually girls. They're not as... hostile. So when we got there Priscilla and I were to choose what job we wanted. We were floaters afterall! We ended up being gate keepers and we were to stamp people's hands... fun stuff. Priscilla and I ended up breaking our stamps LOL.

  When we were going to our place we got assigned a pretty girl named Sydney! She was so funny and random and amazing... run-on sentence I know. She even drew me a picture! It was... amazing. So yeah I made a new friend that day... also it occured to me that almost everyone from North Vancouver... or was it West Vancouver? I dont know. Anyway, I realized almost everyone there was "Rich and stupid" ok that's mean, but it's a joke, so calmeth down (:
   I get this because my friend Sydney has never set foot in a Bus or Skytrain, like... Is that even legal? She's always using her family to drive her or a taxi... did I mention she's going to buy a pool inside her pool after grad. LOL yeah, fun stuff! 

   Also when we were gate keepers some random asian lady ran by us pointing at her hand and smiling, it wa hilarious! Sydney with her teeth clenched said, "That didn't look like anything..." it was so funny! Then Priscilla was like, "It looks like a tornado..."

  So the first day that we volunteered [we did 2 days] I kept ditching Priscilla because Sydney wanted to go on adventure walks yeah, adventure walks. It was funny how she said it. Anyways, i onviously felt bad because Priscilla was my friend and ditching her was not part of the volunteering plan! So I bought her a Pokemon shaped popsicle. I mean she loves pokemon... afterall who doesn't?! When she opened it, it was a Pikachu and omfg it was deformed! Priscilla couldn't stop laughing and she took a picture of it... for god's sakes... did I mention it was cold out? It was cold out. So she froze more haha.

  During the day I kept seeing this delicious boy in skinny jeans, which i creativly named, Skinny Jeans. His real name is Macenzie. Hot right? I know. He was hot... and he had an accent!!
  When Priscilla was waiting in line to get her volunteer hours signed there was a guy in front of her who looked like he was really mean and would bite off my face. So I just continued to talk to Priscilla and stuff, but he kept looking backwards towards us which really awkwarded me out! Then something miraculous happened! Because Priscilla is kind of allergic to the sun [It makes her sneeze] I decided I would pop up my umbrella to shield her, but she was all, "No Micah, put it down. You've splashed 10 other people." it was so embarrassing! So I put it down and said, "Sorry 10 other people" He turned around and said, "It's ok." How cute!! He then started to take off his leather jacket and show his hot purple shirt. [According to me there are only four kinds of shirts that make men look hot:
                                                          1. Purple

2. Pink

3. Plaid

4. Nothing

 So yeah the last one wasn't a kind of shirt... but still.] So yeah... ok for this last part to make sense we're going to need... a...

*Backstory!*

So for some odd unconcious reason when i am interested in someone I know i might have a chance with I tend to do 3 things:

1. gay it up

2. fix my hair 

3. stare.

So by "gay it up" I literally mean "gay it up" [I don't mean this to be rude ore offensive, I'm sorry. I mean it in the most sterotypical way possible. Which everyone should know isn't always true.]  I walk a little more feminine, I talk a lot more feminine and I don't know, just imagine a totally sterotypical gay guy, I don't know why i do it. I just kind of do.

The second one is very obvious... I fix my hair, like every second... even when it's totally fine. Did I mention I have a mirror and comb in every one of my backpacks? I have a mirror and a comb in every one of my backpacks.

And of course, I stare at them... It's not my fault, they're just so beautiful!!

  So do you get that? Yeah, so right after the whole umbrella ordeal he starts to fix his hair, then talk to the lady who signed Priscilla's volunteer hours sheet in a totally gay and happy way unlike what his face showed earlier. Then as we were leaving we were walking behind him and he would fix his hair 24/7 so much in fact he ran into a tree LOL Priscilla and I laughed. Hard. I tried not to, but it's not my fault! I mean it's not everyday someone runs into a tree! So yeah he was probably really embarrassed! Oh no! Also... he turned around a lot to look at us... Even when we were running through "Alice in Wonderland Forest" I didn't get to catch his name... So I named him Raoul

Why hello there!

So... obviously I haven't posted in months I mean i've been so busy! Like no joke! With the school plays [My Earth, Your Earth, One Earth and I Hate You, I Love You] Volunteering at the Vancouver Children's Festival, some school and of course Work I haven't had the time to do anything! I had borrowed like 25 books and I finished it in one month, ONE MONTH. I'm usually done in a short period of time. I blame the world for my busy schedual.

  So yeah... I'm not very exciting. I'll make another post about the children's festival... there's a lot of stuff to say about it.

  For the play I Hate You, I Love You... I loved it! It's my favourite play this year! Not saying the plays this year weren't good, i just loved this recent one. I wish I was in it though, oh well. We can't all get what we want... luckily I got to do spotlight on friday and saturday because the main spotlighter Jason wasn't there... Well he was there friday, but he let me! :D

  Now... onto official business... So Soft did I mention he's in my group? It's amazing. I get to talk to him and stuff, what's the good part you ask? HE ANSWERS TO ME. He even talks to me from time to time. What sucks is... well the staraight part and the fact that if he found out I was in lust with him i'd get shot and then killed... yeah. More to suffer for. Man, i look at him a lot in class... not good. He'll find out.

  We disected an earthworm in Biology today... lame. My friend cut it... too hard so it was cut in half! That pretty much ruined it, then she decided to "clean it out" which meant scraping everything out. Which ruined it more.

  They're announcing the official directors for the school plays next year. I'm really scared, I mean yeah... nervous. In case you didn't notice, I asked if i could be one of the directors. They're announcing it next wednesday [June. 16] after school... AH!

  They're distrubuting the yearbooks on thursday... I really can't wait! I hope So Soft and Lover look good this year! Even if they don't photograph well. Unfortunetly though because no one is buying any that means we won't have any money for the next years meaning it'll be in Black and White and I don't want to graduate in Black and White! I mean not only is it racist! It's also so 1950s!!

  I think that's it... You know from april 16th and all... I told you already I'm really not that exciting. I'm just... Dramatic.

You know... Things to see, people to see do.

The play, my life and Hot dogs

  So I'm sorry I haven't blogged in a while... I was busy with the My Earth, Your Earth, One Earth play. I know it might sound boring, that's based on the fact that there were like 19 people showing up for the play... Not good. I mean true it was the hockey game and everything, but still... THE WORLD MATTERS.
  As a David Suzuki playing actor I do say we need to take care of the world. I mean seriously look up the North Pacific Garbage Patch and you'll see.

  The play was amazing, as is every play. I just love acting, waking up early isn't my strong suit because sleeping late is my forte... Does that make sense? I mean all the actors... All them changing in one place... LOL nah thats creepy I don't do like that... But seriously.

  Anyways, as the play was three days we did 9 shows... Yay! And yeah on the last day i freaked out and yelled at the people for my monologue because calm doesn't work... But I spat on Sean and Jared... Oops.

Ok... Lets see... So Soft probably missed me in English [During the play I got to skip Wed-Fri it was great... But i missed a lot of stuff.] I have a speech due... I'm writting about how I have commitment issues... I think this is actually the longest time i've ever had a blog!

  Lets see... Flora is my favourite little asian I call her Mulan and I think its fairly accurate because she's cool like that. She locked her IPhone once and I got so pissed I called her a WHORE the whole time... Oddly enough she didn't get mad and kill me with a hammar... She just sat there and took it... She's in rugby so I say STAY AWAY. SHE WILL F*CK YOU UP. BAD. But its ok now! We love each other... Even if i call her FlaWHOREa once in a while (:

 Ok... Well I'll update more next time... I have a sh*t load of homework to do... So peace!!!

P.s. Cher is literally amazing.

The world is the shit. Not shit. But THE SHIT.

So Soft

So I haven't updated since March.26... My bad ):

Ok so update? Well nothing exciting has happened to me you know... Hence me not updating d:

 But there is a guy in my class who I think is like the hottest guy if ever there was. People never agree with me when I say that, but creepy as it may be Iook at him a lot in class and I've come to appreciate is... Beauty. Like sure he isn't the world's most beautiful boy ever, but he is super cute when he thinks no one is looking... Like during a test. I mean when he knows someone is looking he looks all stiff and mean [Take it as you may haha] and... He isn't photogenic what so ever.
  In class he makes random comments and they're actually really funny. I mean sometimes they're just awkward... But that's like 2% of the time. One day he wasn't in class and we actually talked a lot about him and wondered what he would say to the things we were doing... That was the day i decided to seduce him too...

               Story! 
So it was the block before spring break and I decided that I would try to seduce so soft by looking really hot and wearing delicious smelling perfume. Yeah he wasn't there... Damn him. I mean I don't think he's ever actually skipped that class... Not even last year [We both had the same block and teacher last year also, i didn't like him then]

 Yeah so that upset me a lot...
 
  In class i would always notice him looking over to me, and when I look up he quickly looks away or when I look at him and he looks up... Nah I look away before he does... Its awkward like that. The only time he will actually ever talk to me is when I say something utterly weird and he has to comment... Or when he's in my group and I say something to him.

  He lives like really close to me... And today my aunt came to take one of our plants... And I had to bring it down [This plant was like huge and it littered its little flowers like everywhere and the flowers are cute and pink... Get the idea? It was in my hair and IT STICKS TO YOU] so yeah I put it on the curb and kept trying to pull it out of its pot [My aunt didn't want the pot, she just needed the plant] so dirt and little pink plants were flying everywhere. My aunt was saying "Micah, keep pulling it, its coming out" [In chinese] and my favourite white shorts are now black and stained green. Thats when he walks by... And he was wearing sunglasses so I dont know if he was looking at me... But he looked hot. Anyways, when he saw me he kinda laughed and kept walking. Embarrassing? Yes. Rude? More so.

 Yeah so basically yeah. I see him everywhere... I mean he shows up in the halls, near my locker, near my house and even when I'm just walking normally... Damn.
 
In case you haven't realized... He's straight.

Names,,, Omg

Chereen
Natasha
Stasia

Im in drama, as you can tell im doing nothing ):
But those three people at the top i mentioned you know... Earlier are mega cool and mega nicer... But it doesnt take away the fact we're doing nothing.

OMG

Im blogging in school. Suck it.

Money

   So during the first week of Spring Break I decided that I had to get one of those hoodies at American Apparel that you know... Everyone has? But everyone has like, dark colours so I'm like, B*tch if iI'm gonna be like everyone else I might as well be different while I'm at it. So yeah I wanted to get hot pink, cuz almost no one had it... And I'm a boy, it adds to the awesome.

  I went there with my friends Trinu and Jopo, I know their names are like gangster, fo shizzle. Before I went, Jopo picked out my outfit, I know I felt like Paris Hilton! I'm sure she picks out her own clothes, but does she fold it herself? I don't think so! Jopo folded my clothing which was a great surprise! I was like "wow"
 Trinu borrowed one of my books, Tips on having a gay (ex) boyfriend by Carrie Jones. Which is a good book. Trinu was dedicated to the book LOL, she reads at light speed, like LIGHT SPEED, not even funny. I think she finished in like 2 days, what an amazing feat! [I think thats the word]

 So that day when we awoke we watched Garden Party? O.M.G. That movie was not only horrible it was TERRIBLE.
  When we got to the mall I went straight to my Jacket... It was expensive and Jopo said I looked bad in that pink so she picked purple... Yeah I did look better. Still it was like 50 some bucks, so we decided on no.
  A while later Jopo suggested Bang On. WE FOUND ONE THERE! And yeah it looked WAY BETTER. And was WAY CHEAPER and it also had some yellow on it! Which adds to the awesome.
  You know us asians, always with the money (:

  The next day I spend 40 bucks on the pokemon game... ):
I spend about 100$ in two days... But I've saved 40$~~ Still... I have 60$ to make up for. I don't regret the pokemon game (: [SOUL SILVER!!]

Being a hooker brings in a lot of money right?

Angel

Ok, have y'all seen Angel!? If not... I say WATCH IT its really good... Not some religious show if you're actually thinking that LOL, its a spin-off of buffy... I saw a few min of it on sunday when pokemon silver came out, it was ok...

I've never actually heard of it till my friend Westephone INSISTED I watch it LOL she has all the seasons... Like everything else, she has like everything LOL, no I'm not complaining. (:

David Boreanaz is in it... Which adds to the AWESOME! And James Marsters, I saw a vid of him kissing some other guy in Torchwood, that was nice.

But from watching it... I found it that its so good! There's only five seasons... Which i find is like... Impossible, it totally should have more. And so I finished it like right before spring break, but I'm just saying, watch it if you haven't!

Its good.

OMG LOL

So it says my last post was 15 days ago? Thats pretty upsetting... Sorry anyone... Who reads this... I mean it was Spring Break y'all! I couldn't possibly keep up all the time :D I tweet every 3 seconds though... Literally, I may be addicted. But hey, you can keep up ( http://twitter.com/69IsJustFine )

So my Spring Break consisted of this.
1.Reading
2.Work.
3. Picking up my sister from various places... She's more popular then me...
4. Sit-Ups [I gained more weight... Odd]
5 Reading.

Sadly out of my 24 books I still have 4 left so I'm gonna speed read this one... Oh and one of them might not even be about gay people, which pisses me off... The computer lies, so i will probably skip it.

I finished Hero By Perry Moore yesterday, and its funny cuz right when i read the last word my song [Little Wonders - Rob Thomas, good song] ended, it was like perfect. But the book is REALLY good! I mean at first I didn't like the thought of superheroes... But omfg! Its AWESOME I will go out and buy it, its ok think, but I really don't care, I LOVE IT. I'm not going to reveal the ending, but usually I'd feel bitter about them... But i actually loved the ending, like it fit perfectly.
I hope there's a sequel!

I'm making rice krispies later... I hope I can melt skittles... I wanna make strawberry flavoured :D don't steal my idea y'all. I'll tell you if its good LOL

My mom bought that delicious potato salad i love so much... Its like really calorie filled... But thats ok, its not like she buys it everyday, but she bought chocolate syrup! CHOCOLATE MILK!!!

SFU Open house?

So on March 4th which was... Thursday I think. I had an early dismissal which was 2pm and my friend Radeken's school ended at 230 so he was all COME TO MY SCHOOL AND WE CAN GO TO SFU! it took me like... an hour to get there... ): I was there at 3pm and no there weren't any hot guys... Even though he said there would be D:

  So we went to SFU and it was pretty cool... Lots of free things.. Like my friend she took all the pens, highlighters, books, candies and of course food LOL. I took a book some post-it notes and of course 4 condoms LOL! Yeah I gave one to Selena and one to Jeong, I'm sure they'll put it to good use! (: I kept two.. So when I rape So Soft and Lover I'll be safe. Hahah jokes jokes.

   So when we were there we so so many hot guys, by we I mean Radeken and I. I saw about a billion, but I only named the impossibly hot ones. The names are as follows,  T-Shirt, whom was the first one I saw and the hottest one. The second is Cute Communications, he was sitting at the booth and smiled and always looked over at us... I asked him many random question... But really stupid ones... He probably thinks I need help? Then there was Not the Asian One, he was with a friend and yes he was Asian, I'm thinking Radeken must have thought he was cute, so when he pointed them out I was like omg! he's so fricken hot! Not the Asian One of course. And then there was the cute one who was with his mother and sister, he kept forcing her to take a Monster for him LOL you know those energy drinks? Yeah, I kinda find them nasty ): Yeah I named him Sweatpants... Its kind of obvious why...

Besides the hot guys we walked around kind of aimlessly? I think... I saw many of my friends there, but most didn't stay... I saw Bels.. But then she dissappeared.. So she missed out on a fabulous hug. I got a free shirt? And uh.... I will use my condoms wisely (:

Tree #1: [name] Understudy: [Name]

Really? For a tree?

A Long LONG Time Ago...

I'm gonna be testing all I can to make my posts fancier.
So yeah I'm back people! I know where did I go? Oh I dunno reading 1 of my 24 newly borrowed books.

Backstory:

 Last year i read all of the Gay themed books I could get from the library and heck only some of them were actually really good while some were just... Nauseating... Like a really good book is Totally Joe by James Howe. Its based on some guy from the Misfits... I didn't wanna read that one LOL anyways. I read all of the books i could and i was all "OMG! ITS 2010! MAYBE?" So I looked and yes our Library got a bunch of book and now I have like 12 in my room and 12 on hold... I'm so excited! I'm only on number 2 which is really sad... So after this I'm going to read up a storm haha. I really wanna read... Band Fags... The title interests me haha.

So I don't think y'all would remember... [ http://mindmymales.blogspot.com/2010/01/totally-valid-theory.html ] Mr.Pina Colada. Yes he visits on Thursdays... Large PC add a banana... But I was working last Wednesday... And he came. Yeah it totally blows the whole thing outta whack! I mean he has a binder again, school... But hey, I don't understand how College or University works... So I won't say anything, but when he came he was wearing a hat and he looked really upset for some reason. He came looking like he was just dumped. I think thats it, the beautiful Mr.Pina got dumped ):
 So he came and I recognized him but i didnt wanna look wierd so I was like, "Hi, what can i get for you?" and he was all, "Pina Colada" and I pulled the Large cup without him saying the size and I was like oops... But now that i look at him only his eyes are similar to Trevor's, they're obviously not the same people.

  And speaking of Trevor, its been like... Uh... more than a month since I've seen him. Last time I saw him was the New Heights Festival. And according to my New Heights post it was January 21. Yeah... I'm guessing fired... Or Maternity Leave!! Just like my friend from Ardene. Yes not the one I've mentioned before who reads my blog [Who is awesome BTDUBS] the other one LOL [Follow her! CrustyBandaid ] But in all honesty maybe he took time off for school... But my thoughts all point to quit, he looked important.

Oh! And i've changed the names of the two hot guys... Yeah one is Lover and the other is So Soft, I mean the first one is my love from gr9 and the second I think just looks so cute and like huggable like a Teddy Bear, which are soft so... Hence the name.
  In english on friday [last day before spring break, second last block] he said somethings and he looked at me and caught me kinda staring and he like smiled and it was so cute!

 English is my favourite class... I may not how to use punctuations... But i know the difference between there, they're and there, but i sometimes want to put too when to is needed... Like lets go too the mall... Yeah, but its ok. Its not like I'll be writing any novels soon psht haha.
  Thursdays are even better. I have double block of English then double block of Drama, I really like it even though i probably can't act and no one will tell me because they're too polite... I dunno I like being someone different... Its so boring being me 24/7

I think thats it?

A response!

Anonymous said...
it's hard to be the definition of a "man" if you like men...

as for your friend, if he is proud to be who he is, he wouldn't have been offended in anyway at what those people at the smokepit said.

Think about it...
if a group of homosexuals said to a straight couple, "gona go make-out Heterosexuals?"
you think that's going to effect them in any way?

and as for, "And they think they're cooler when they call us gays "Fags", that's just pure speculation. Try not to state something you personally think is what they are doing.


----Out of all the Comments I've recieved... I actually haven't read anything like this. And to whoever wrote this? Thank you for voicing your opinion! I really appreciate it (:


But as a response I'd just like to say, my friend is kind of proud, but he's insecure as I said, so he does let things like that offend him.

And yeah I thought about it, and I find it odd, I don't think heterosexuals would be offended possibly because they're the majority of the world and its mostly accepted with many people, I haven't met anyone against Hetrosexuality, have you? But Homosexuality? Now thats something a lot of people will argue against. What I think I'm trying to say is, if you're more accepted among people then you'd less likely be bothered by comments like that.

I wouldn't say its pure speculation, I know some people who know other people and lots of them say that some of the smokers do think they're way cooler and far more superior because they aren't gay and they can talk sh*t about them. This is based on a quote I was told a while back.
...I mean seriously?

I really don't want to sound Condescending... Sorry

I'm more of a man than you'll ever be.

Now moving on to something more important:



When people call me a "Fag" i get over it, but when they say it to my friend? Yeah, not gonna fly buddy. A friend and I were walking home one day, he's really feminine and he dresses like that too... So yeah self-explanitory? So we walk by the smoke pit by my school because he lives where the path leads to. There are always those hot guys or those utterly UGLY druggies and stuff... And they think they're cooler when they call us gays "Fags" yeah haha, no. So we walk by and one of them goes, "Gonna go make-out fags?!" And well... My friend was obviously offended because even if he is overly effeminite he is very self-concious so i get pissed off and he looks upset. So i walk up to them and I say, "I may be a fag, but I'm more of a man than you'll ever be."
    And unfortunetly some people don't understand what that means. It basically means... I'm more of a man because I'm not afraid of who I am, and I can freely express myself instead of hide behind smokes and insults. I mean notice all the people who are total jerks when they're with their friends? Yeah I hate those guys the most. But hey, if they think calling us "Fags" or "Fairies" will bring us down... Well then I hope they live well. I mean how can someone possibly have an awesome life when they can't even be themselves?

Eat some fruit. I'm sick, you might catch it.

Speaking of Men... It pisses...

So i've been walking around the school, earth and well in my acting class... And well i hear lots of people say the word "Fag" lately... I mean people say it to me practically everyday, which i really don't care about, I mean I am. So why should it matter to when people are honest to me? What i really don't like is how they say "fag" in general. I mean one, its rude to people who aren't even if you are joking and its also rude to people who are. All i want to say is, I want you to think about what you say before you say it. Its rude to many others.
Example: I went to a beach during the Summer and well its sort of a gay hangout, they were like everywhere. I know gays are people... But i like to specify ok? So I was reading a sign and it said something like "No inflatables" and i was like "OMG, that's so gay" Needless to say, it was offensive to others. Even if I am gay i have no right to degrade us. It only makes it ok for others to do it then. [Yes Mean Girls refrence... If you got it]

You gotta stop calling each other Sluts and Whores. I only lets guys call you Sluts and Whores. -Tina Fey

School life?

So i had lots of school junk to do... I mean the only hard courses i have this semester are... Biology... Oh thats it.... Math's my easiest subject... I'd say best... But then i'd be lying haha Nah math's ok, I might become a math teacher you know! I only wanna do it because well... Two month vaycay? And I get to see the future children of the future... I wanna know how hard it actually is for other teachers out there... And I wanna meet the gay people of the future... I mean what if i meet another me! I know... I'm not gonna be a teacher... But trying to be a Cloud like i did when i was in grade 2-3 isn't going to work out for me anymore!

So I have Math English Bio and Acting. I don't know if I can act... No one will be honest enough to tell me... They just go "Yeah you're great" I mean seriously... I will switch out if I can't act I'm not some kid who gets hurt easily. (:
  English is way easy I mean i have my favourite teacher, [Fr]ancium is in my class, way awesome. He looks at me with his cute little boyish face (: And did i mention [Br]omine is in my Bio! Yes lots of eyecandy this semester!
I think thats all my school life?

Not many italics or bolds this time around eh? Oh yeah! I'm in the Play! Yes I forgot to mention. I got into our environmental play! Yes, yes. I am David Suzuki... I hope it isn't like a two worded part... I mean haha I'm very happy i got a part while many others didn't. But I don't know... I really wanted to be in "I Hate You, I Love You" But i'm not, oh well its life. Oh! But i'm doing PR which is Public Relations like ticket selling or posters and sponsors... I rather call it Personal Relatioins... I mean I personally want our play to go really well...

So in April! I hope to see you there! And in May!

I will see you right?

Eh... So long right? Full Update though!

Ok so i'm sure its been like 50 years since my last post am I right? LOL
Well this one isn't the most happiest either though D: I mean... Nothing exciting has happened yet D: so yeah... But i have bad news people! I haven't seen Trevor in like... So long!! Yeah i'm even thinking he either Quit or got fired! I bet he just took time off since... Well he's a smart person (: OR OMG. He found out about this blog and then he read this and got freaked out and then he quit his job so then i wouldn't see him anymore! Like one of those defence kinda things ):

  But then on a lighter note, you know [Fr]ancium>? Yeah well he's in my one of my classes as you may know. And well I had a final today... Well practice haha. So as i did it... When thinking, i kinda looked over to him? I know bad thing right? But i did and he looked so. Freaking. Cute. Yes when he isn't talking to a friend or looking at people, like when he thinks no one is looking at him and he's concentrating on something... He looks so cute! Like a little boy (: But then whenever i walk by his house... I feel this feeling of hope... Like i want him to walk out and like run into me or anything! I don't mind! Really (:

Uh... I hung out with Spica A LOT, my internet on my phone is back... So expect alot of tweeting... [AHotTrannyMess] I'm not a tranny btdubs...

Oh! I LOVE acting class so much, like its illegal, I mean i get to wear a dress yes a dress its really tasteful! Its purple... But since I'm a guy the zipper wont close... So Flora got me this sash thingy that covered it! It was TRES BELLE!! (:

I auditioned for the school play also! I hope i get a part! The parts will be posted tomorrow! [Fingers crossed!] Yeah for sure I'll tweet if i get anything!!!

I'm getting new glasses on Saturday too! I think, or next saturday! They kind of look like this... I think those ARE the ones! LOL
http://www.sunglasseschristiandior.com/ProductImages/Eyeglasses/Bvlgari/bvlgari_bvl_3009_c_870_01.jpg

Anyways... I think thats it (:

"Oooh! This necklace really brings out my breasts!" - Cordellia

LOL UPDATE

And about yesterday... Radeken, "Buddy", others and I saw will.i.am I KNOW. Its CRAZY who knew he was a furry (:

Furry fur, and stunt doubles.

So today I went to my friend Radeken's and maybe my friend? I dunno, maybe he likes me not sure... Anyways, I went to his gathering, it was all these furry lovers.
   For those who don't know what furry is its like... A kind of anime where its... Animal.... Porn haha... Reminds me of my new ringtone: totally awesome "river flows in you" out of no where, how are you guys with your porn  LOL yeah it was so funny! Anayways, so yeah... You may think OMG, SUCH FREAKS. ANIMAL PORN. Uh yeah, that's just rude. I mean some people who are like obsessed with anime things like that... I mean some take it to a level where they still live with their mom and are balding and about 500pounds. But most of them are genuinely normal people.
So we went to the gathering. I mean at first... I didn't know what to think... I'm not really into the whole animal thing o.O and I don't watch much anime since... I had that phase in gr5-9... Yeah i'm more of a white washed guy now... I mean in gr5-10 it was MEGA ASIAN MUSIC! and i always did ">< o.O == T^T XD X) X( etc." but now i'm so white its like unreal... Yeah UNREAL.
So when I got there with Radeken and "Buddy" it was so odd for me... I was like "i know no one D:" and it was me and Radeken... and then after a while... More people showed and then there were two guys who stood out. A cute guy who was kinda immature [totally cute]. And a HOT stunt double guy. Yeah they have separate stories....

   So the cute immature one, Radeken doesn't like him. But i kinda think he's funny and really random... And maybe I'm wierd.. But I think he's taken? By some really frumpy looking guy... I mean he was all over him. He was BALDING for one. and everytime he bent down... MAJOR ASS CRACKAGE! I think i got a picture LOL Anyways... Yeah totally cute. He also wore glasses on the top of his head, and i was lik "Come on put it on for like 2 seconds!" And he was like, "Nah, its only for like style... And when I drive" I mean LOL i found it funny... The way he said it.... Oh and he had this collar on him, omg it said "Bad... something" but it was cool... It had some spikes... But the rest probs fell off haha. And he made some dog sounds at time... But oddly i found it cute o.O i know people in my school do cat meows... And i just wanna slap them LOL

Now kiddies... There was one totally hot guy there. He wore a hat... And he smoked... And he had this collor that was SO FRICKEN CUTE! It had a little paw print on it! Totally blues clues! And he never talked or looked at me... But then I was trying to test my camera on my phone... And it was directed to him and he was like "What did you just take a picture of?" and I'm like "Oh, no its my phone it makes that sounds when i text... I didn't take a picture of you LOL, don't be so egotistical (: " and then he smiles and goes yeah "something about him being in the film industry and how he meets celebs" and im like "OMFG NEIL PATRICK HARRIS" "No..." "Damn" "He's probably not that important" [I wanted to be like BITCH NO.] haha but im nice so i didn't. So then he starts talking to me about his phone and my phone and how he met zac effron and really wanted to slap him LOL, I know by the sounds of it I like that guy too. And then yeah... I'm sure he was grilling me for the picture LOL and yeah I was talking to him... But then Radeken kept trying to rush me out the door, and mr SD was like looking at me through a crowded little hallway, he seemed genuinely interested in talking to me :D but yeah we had to leave early... Cuz "Buddy" was upset and Radeken didn't like the whore anyways.

So all in all IT WAS REALLY FUN. Well awkward, but fun! Radeken and I really bonded... Hes REALLY NICE TO LAY ON. Most guys or girls im friends with... They usually aren't comfy whats so ever.


B*tch no Neil Patrick Harris IS IMPORTANT

UPDATE

TREVOR, hasn't been at work for a LONG TIME
Naturally I'm worried ):

Risky Risking.

So I'm sure that the only people who read this know me pretty well. And if y'all don't I'll tell you.


I'm a very shallow person. I mean come on, every five seconds i base people on their looks. I mean my policy is: "They're all hot... Until I realize they aren't" I mean i'm sure there are a lot of sweet, funny gay guys or males in general out there. But then i base "hottness" on their looks. That's really not good.... ): And yeah no surprise, they're usually really "douchy" guys. And I don't use that word loosley folks. And to be honest it was one guy in particular that got me realizing i was gay. It was in gr9, science class.

      I sat right in front of one of the HOTTEST GUYS i had EVER been bestowed the honour of witnessing. I mean my elementary school was OMG SO LAME I mean no offense, I do not want to come off as racist but my old elementary school was filled with Brown people, and no, they weren't nice to anyone of "autre colours" I mean i don't know about my other friends, like my white ones... But i was chinese and OMG THEY WERE SO MEAN they would talk about you behind your back... Or in front of you in FRONT of you.. D: yeah. And I know its totally odd of me... But I'm only into white guys, well majority.... My policy for white guys are "All of them are cute unless... They're underage... Or if they turn around" Yeah, i know... I'm a horrible person... So with my elementary school filled with only people of a majority of mean males... I only had female friends, and I still didn't fit in... Lame.
  Moving on with my life, so I sat in front of him, and to people who go to my school... This'll be like way too obvious, but I'm going to rename him anyways... [Br]omine. (: So yeah he was hot to me... [I mean TBH i don't know what i saw in him, he was mean, he always looked and sounded high... Actually gets high and drunk.... Did I mention? He's really smart for some reason... o.O (But i don't wanna be mean, i'm sure he tries in school)]So I liked him for two years... I know, two years wasted on some straight guy who and i quote, says, "Gay guys are wierd, marriage is only for a man and woman" Uh... Yeah, I mean all those divorces, domestic violence reports and rapes? Yeah fun, fun, fun.
   Now! I have gotten over him... Actually on Sept.1! Yeah i know, I'm awesome, but then I've realized... I really like really like guys with really cute smiles... Hence my liking of... "[Fr]ancium" or "Insert wittily thought up name here"... I mean they're like the king of douches. Well one of them is really polite... and also really nice... But in front of his friends he's a total ass... I mean some people, I mean more people would probably like you for WHO YOU ARE... I know i would ): and one... Well he's just a douche in general... And his voice makes him sound like nothing goes on in his head D: And OMG HIS FACE?! He looks like he's constantly pissed! Its so crazy... And like when he's not with his friends... Ok story:
                                                                  So it was after school, I had to go to my sister's school to pick her up. On the way there [i took the shortcut where its usually unpopulated] i like almost slipped down the hill.. So embarrassing and guess who was there? Yeah Francium... He saw and laughed and was like, "It just rained, I don't blame you" and I'm like EXCUSE ME!? YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT. But then I smile and kinda get all hot... He smiles like not, "loser" smile but like "Haha, you're so odd [in a good way]" And yeah, in my classes i have/had with him... He'd always talk about me and like give me a look... Not a "freak" look but just a look that i can't describe....
  Don't get me wrong people, I'm not calling him gay... Thats too movie to be true... I'm just saying, I always think the mean, douchey, so-called hot white guys are the HOTTEST 


Ps. I've fallen for some asians before... I mean it was after they've fallen for me... So i'm sorta old news to them... I guess I'm into looks for whites and personalities for others.... That doesn't make me totally shallow does it?


I'm not shallow... I just splash around in the kiddie pool.

My Whole Magical Plan

My friend... Lets call her ARDENE LOL Told me she reads my blog, which it totally sweet! I mean lol i didn't think anyone besides like... Selena, Jenny... I think thats it LOL read it... You know unless i force them! So yeah, this one is my Feb plan....

I have a feeling its not gonna work, but eh... I think the joy is in thinking it up and pretending to do it. So here it is:
                                                  So for gr12 i wanna be one of those hot guys people remember and go: OMFG. THAT GUY IS SO HOT!! I mean hello? Gr12 are SUPPOSED to be hot!! I mean i think some are... Well some at our school are like ew... But anyways here starting tomorrow [Feb.1] I will wake up at 6am and exercise for like... 1hr and then i'll shower and junk, then my mom makes some disgusting green drink that has like peppers, bitter melon, apple? Its SO GROSS. But it makes you lose weight like CRAZY, then for lunch i'm going to eat like so much less... And yeah that takes out random junk food after school. And of course for dinner LESS MEAT MORE GREEN VEGGIE-TABLES (: Oh yeah... More water, cuz thats good for you!

Yeah i highly doubt this is gonna happen.. I mean for one I WORK AT ORANGE JULIUS two... I'm too lazy to wake up tomorrow D: And today i had 3 hot dogs... Yeah... Im gonna die obease and i wont make it to the reunion which our school should have btw... I mean cuz if we don't i'm gonna slap someone (:

I've Gained Some Courage....

Ok so i was hanging out with my friends Jenny, Kenny and Jamaica. And hell it was SO MUCH FUN. Like it felt ILLEGAL. I mean im sorry i may have left you out Kenny ): But i didn't mean to, its just Jenny... LOL W&G reference! Ok... So on the Skytrain back with Mary-anna added and Jamaica deleted, we were talking about how i should go up and seduce Trevor into talking to me? Or think im cool... Nice or anything good... Anyways, some random guy tried to teach me how to talk to guys, awkward... But a nice gesture. (: Anyways I had gathered some courage... And i thought ot wonderful scenarios... Here they are! Tell me what you think, and/or what should i have instead!? Is it too creepy? Is it ok?

If he's with people, like the second cashier, the lady or the cute jerk.... There's two ways to go at this....

A: if no one is there, I will go up and say hey, how’s working today? He’ll say something generic and ill be like awesome/that sucks, I work at oj and sometimes its crazy because some customers come and ask for like a milkshake and we don’t have those, and of course they get mad at me.... Then he'd laugh, and id say oh sorry I didn’t wanna bore you with my life story, anyways ill get the classic Green Tea Frappicino tall this time, I don’t wanna get too fat. And of course the whipped cream on the bottom. And ill say oh speaking of WC did you try it. And for this scenario he'll say yes and ill go Haha! Was it good? He says yes, ill go Haha that’s awesome! So remember me Micah! The guy who orders good reversed drinks, but if he says no or no difference ill say OMG! Uh… then he has to say his name, and ill go Haha Oh Trevor? That’s a nice name, anyways, Omg Trevor you are crazy Haha, but to each their own (: so then I go oh snap sorry I must be boring you to death…. Anyways card and balance, he gives it. I say Hahaha merci (:

Now B

He’s busy and I let the person behind me first and I go wait for him and I go up and I say, ok so after my ponder-ation, which should totally be a word, you know even if it isn’t Haha. Then I go so a classic Green Tea Frap Haha tall this time, I mean I went to the gym this morning and I don’t want to gain TOO much of it back Haha. [You know to make him think I'm like the exercising type] then I say but then again I work at OJ so I'll gain it back and then some Haha. Then I go Oh man I shouldn’t bore you with my life story… So anyways, GTF tall and of course the whipped cream on the bottom, speaking of that have you tried it? And he says no, I say DUDE! Wait EW no, that’s to poseur, mind if I catch your name? “Trevor. Oh nice name I'm Micah” anyways Trevor, that’s crazy try it one day Kay? “Yeah” “ok promise me? Haha kidding, I don’t want to sound creepy. Oh yeah ok, card and balance, merci!

Now when alone, if he’s busy then ill just do it normally

If he’s not ill go, hey how’s work today? Dead? And he'll say something generic like yeah totally. And ill go, Haha well you know better than being busy, no time to breath or think Haha. Anyways ill get the classic GTF and whipped cream on the bottom, and then the whole ending thing...


Yeah thats it... I'm gonna learn those lines so i dont mess up! But tell me do i sound lame? Like a douche? Tell me!! (: [Comments children!]

He-White sounds so much cooler than white
Cool Heh-Whip.

Long time no egotism!

Ok so, my last one was about the New Heights Festival well this one post is about that day, before the festival started. That moment changed... My outlook on life, haha you know me the Drama Princess.
So here's the scoop:
                               I was to go to the NHF but before that i was to meet my friends Jenny and Spica there! Spica brought his other friend, i'll name her... Two name (: Cuz she has like 20 haha. JKJK So I met with them, and I know it sounds creepy, cuz it probably is. I always go to the mall... To see Trevor, and because i have awesome memory I remembered when he'd be working... Wednesdays always, maybe Mondays. Saturdays and Sundays are kind of like off chances but never Thursdays or Fridays. I know it sounds creepy, but i'm sorry. I just remember when people work! Like there's this asian lady who works only on mondays and wednesdays... But once i saw her on a Thursday I had to check my phone cuz I was like "EXCUSE ME" haha

Ok to the story:
                       So because i was knowing when he was working, i walked by... And all day Jenny was saying and i quote, "I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE GREEN TEA FRAP" can you spell addict? Hahah, jkjk. So we went there and as Jenny [And i say this loosely] gracely walks to the counter I slowly walk in, you know checking if Trevor was working always gotta make sure people! So i wait in line, and as i talk very loudly like... Well always, i see him looking up at us again... It wasn't one of those "OMG, THEYRE HERE AGAIN!?" but one of those ""Omg! They're here again!!! (:" So i wait in line hoping that girl or random cute jerk doesn't help me... I mean i've been waiting long enough!! And to add a bonus... I was wearing my "Gay is the new black" t-shirt, which i love btw! So lucky me! I get to go up! So i walk to him and I smile, he smiles back... And well MELT! So he looks at my shirt, smiles and says, "What can i get for you" and i go "Oh uh... *looks at the menu just you know to stall for time* and say "Grande Green Tea Frappicino... With Whipped Cream on the Bottom!" [Seriously try it, its so good!] he starts to tap the screen normally then he stops looks up at me and says "On the bottom?" and i smile and go "Yeah! I don't know why its so wierd... I mean its SO much more easier to mix! And it somehow tastes better to me..." and he smiles... I dont know if its a "OMG loser" or a "Haha, you're so cute, I just wanna put YOUR Whipped Cream... _____" yeah haha So he smiles and says "Haha, i'll try that on my next break" and i smile and say "Yeah you should! It'll taste AWESOME" so then he gets the cup and in his Beautifully Neat and Nice writting he writes "WC on the bottom GTF" and as he writes he mumbles to himself "Does that mean its reversed... or... uh.. mummble" But then he shrugs and looks back up and smiles, i hand him my card. And he looks at it and smiles [I named it Swarley. I wonder if he saw that or if he was just laughing at me in general] And then he says "Want your balance?" and i go "Hahah, yeah i have to know... I'm probably in the Negatives..." And he smiles again and gives it back you know after he stares at it for 30min haha and goes "22.65"


Well anyways... Thats pretty much it... Isnt he so cute!?!??! I took a picture of the cup... I know creepy. And yes that marks the day of my FIRST meeting, with more than one word with the delicious Trevor! (:

Gay is the new Black.

A Theory and a Life Story

So i had this AWESOME fully thought out theory to share with you. i mean i wanna stick with the spirit of this awesome blod! But then i have a AWESOME life story! It happened today! I don't know what to put first! Comment and help me decide!!

Soon to be updated tomorrow im guessing?

Today was AWESOME

Ok so today i went to a thing called "New Heights Festival" at my school which uh... RULED! It was where all the drama classes put together plays and then showed it all it ran for like 4 hours LOL
Anyways, i dedicate this post to Selena my GOOD friend, i'm totally mean to her, but she totally gets it and doesn't get offended. She says she's gonna start a blog soon, I'll keep you posted haha.

Anyways in her play directed by my good friends Amy, Danielle and Elena. It was really good. I don't think Selena had a name haha, but she played a psycho character, lots of emotion! She had to like scream, laugh, get angry, and i think almost cry! It was crazy. But she won two awards two. And well yeah, the play was really funny! It was called Burmuda shorts haha, you know like the shorts? Yeah i'm not making this uyp (: And Addie, Lara[?], Jazzmin, Heba, Dustin and Virgina was in it. It was tres excellent!

Yeah, the other plays were very good too! Like my friend Liam's! He had two, he's in 2 directing classes and one acting i think? I really liked it! Esp. where he plays a guy named timmy after a guy named timmy in me photog class haha! And my friend Sean's play was good too! It was a silent play where he would narrate it was very funny! And then Nick and Alexis'! It was good, emotional! It was based after the emphisised version on the school stereotypes, and the 7 sins. Very powerful! And then there was My friends Nisha and Sarah, their play was about a guy named colin i think? He was a guy in juvie, it was ok. Funny but some parts i didn't really understand haha. There were 4 videos, by belinda, tahiyat, elena, stephanie. It was good! It won an award! It was called no pressure i think? It was about not conforming! Hahaha.
Anyways, i cant think of more, i'm sleepy... And i have a HUGE chem test tomorrow! So i'm gonna rest up!

Congrats awesome actors/actresses and directors!!

Totally Valid Theory

Ok so whenever I see Trevor you know [If you've read my blog at least once, i don't think i always have to link you hahaha.] yeah so if i see him... He like never has a closing shift, which i find is odd ):

So when i see him and he has an early shift something wierd happens...
Story time!
So like i say, when i see him there is always and I mean always one guy who comes. He has like... Uh... Hair is kinda like shaved but half growing back. Its a very VERY VERY cute blonde. Its like woah. Ok and so he comes with hsi nice big sweater, jeans and sneakers and he has this one big grey binder. [I wonder whats in it!] And then he comes with his totally many sexy voice and says "Can i get a Large Pina Colada with a Banana please?" and im always thinking [OMFG CUTE AND HAS MANNERS] Ooh reminds me of a little story:
                                          Ok so I went to awesome friend's birthday party yesterday, and after our awesome downtowning we went back to her house. He brother and her brother's friend was there. He has that whole emo thing going on skinny jeans, emo hair and well anyways. I walked by her bro's room and saw the bed and emo was sitting on it so i said to him "Oh hey! My cousin has bed sheets like that!" and he looked kinda scared but said it very cutely "Oh... Uh... Thats not my bed... Im just friends with Josh" and im like "Oh... But it doesnt change the fact its the same haha" and then Josh went into the room and like slammed the door shut, but it totally didnt slam shut. Then i see emo walk up slowly and close the door nice polietly and quietly haha it was so cute! And like later that night he had the phone [it rang obv] anf he was all "Uh... Josh's mom, the phone's for you" I mean OMFG. He was so ADORABLE! And polite!!! I mean my child is totally gonna be like him!! Omg... Look at me totally fawning over a GR8!! I feel like a cougar! (:
Ok back to the story. So That pina colada guy was so cute!! And well here's the odd part... He looks exactly like Trevor from Starbucks. If you minus the hair, the jeans, the sweater and the shoes and add black dress pants, shoes and shirt and some hot brown hair. They look JUST THE SAME. Yeah odd.

So theory, he and Trevor are either Twins... Or PC guy... IS Trevor!! I mean he coud have like a wig on! LOL I mean hello, its CRAZY! And PC guy was totally into me (:

Whenever he comes i'm always like "Oh back again? Large Pina Colada add Banana right?" and he smiles and says "I'm glad you remember me, yes (:" and so yeah. But this wednesday I was working with Selena, you know selena? Asian in love with Cameron [barf] and yeah. So she spilled and im not kidding she SPILLED 3-berry blast all over my blackberry!!! [Thank good nothing happened to "BlackJeans" (its it's name] so i go back and im all OMFG!! SELENA!! and i come back out to pour his drink [i made extra by accident] and i say "Oops... If i made extra... You can still have it (smile and wink)" he laughs and totally shows his delicious teeth. And to make conversation as i pour i say "Omg, she spilled 3-berry all over my blackberry, so ironic right?" and he laughs and says "OMG thats so ironic!! xD" then looks at his blackberry for a few seconds.... Im like OMG MY PIN IS... But yeah, he didnt say it ):

But thats my stories... Trevor man, is he PC? What do you think!? COMMENT!?

Trevor = PC Guy
PC Guy Hot = Just like Trevor
Totally makes sense right?

Unfortunatley...

Ok, so you know the Trevor character i've been babbling about? [number one: http://mindmymales.blogspot.com/2010/01/really-hot-guys.html ] [number two: http://mindmymales.blogspot.com/2010/01/totally-gonna-do-it.html ]Well... Today... WASN'T the day of judgement.

So i arrived like... A lot of early to see Trevor... But like, yeah he was there. And so was that random chick, her real name is Catherine. Hahaha, yeah i found out. im not a stalker, i just heard it by chance! And well i saw him... I smiled at him, i don't think he saw.

Ok story:
              I arrived there with Jenny, which was an awesome wingwoman btdubs, and she didn't rush me into the whole trevor sitiAtion so its ok with me. And well anyways, we had a whole How I Met Your Mother-gasm. I mean we said so many quotes. And then she ditched us for the WEST49 dudes, psht. Anyways so when we were there... I think i was talking way too loud because he was looking at us, not sure if its a "shut up" kinda look or like "omg he's back" I can't read people well. Ok so he was there, and was looking hot. I needed an excuse to go talk to him. He was cleaning the garbage can, and so i went up and was like "Can I throw it in here" *i looked and i noticed it was just the cover how embarrassing!* but then he looked at me and said, "You can put it in here" and held his bag open. I felt it was a very sexual phrase... But who knows... I mean its like our first sentances to each other. I mean besides "thanks" "hi" or "Im really retarted sorry"

So for the rest of the day, i was really happy and i loved it. And so I told everyone and everyone to go look at him. But then apparently his shift ended a LONG time ago and some other gay guy was there... Story:
                                                                So i went there suring my break. There was no Trevor, but some random tall guy with black hair, he was gay. Ok so i went there... Cuz well i already had entered the fort haha. So it went like this *i walk up* and he smiles and goes, "what can i get for you" and im like "can i get a small strawberries and creme" and he was like "oh... no..." and im like "Omg i know!! But i hadnt had one in like months so i think i deserve it!" and he like gave me a disapproving look and said "want your balance?" and im like "eh sure why not" and then he gave it to me "26$" and im like "Omg ew! Im like so poor!!" and hes like "Oh,, yeah totally..." and im like "Oh yeah and whipped cream on the bottom" and hes all "You mean like reversed?" and im like "Im cool like that" then spica was all "I introduced him into that, etc" and im like "LOL NO YOU DIDNT" (: Anyways while he gave it to me he was like "Want more on the top" and im like "nah im not that fat" so he gives me a cute smile, i return it... But I mean fine, be sarcastic == But i found his sarcasm like either douchey or just really cute, i couldn't tell. I mean he's no Trevor, but hey. I talked to him WAY more to him than ive ever talked to Trevor! Anyways, Starbucks is always full of surprises! LOL

------I've actually never seen any hot ot cute guys working in Starbucks... Straight ones!! I mean all i see are gay, i mean hello! I know Gaydars aren't good... [ http://mindmymales.blogspot.com/2009/12/gaydar.html ] But... They aren't out of wack but they work! Sometimes... If you're Westaphone!

Want some more on the top?

                                              I'm not that fat!