Movies

So here we are, a movie post. I dunno if you could tell i was bound to make one, but like... Everyone needs a movie post, its not a real blog without it! So like always here we go:

Order of business number one:
Predictable:
                    Its like, really? Obviously. I hate it when that happens i mean its like right when you start you either think "Omg, s/he falls in love with him, s/he dies, they lose or Cameron Diaz is totally gonna score with that hot guy" or something of the likes haha. But I know you will all hate me for this, but i heard Avatar was like awesome sadly i don't feel the same. I mean the graphics were great, but i mean heck it was long and i mean totally predictable im not going to spoil it for you, but i mean i knew what was gonna happen. I'm noy dissing the creators i'm saying that because we've seen so many movies in our lives some things just... Become obvious to us? I don't know... Maybe i just dont like action movies? And yes i did watch it in 3D

Boring:
            Ever just watch a movie and like... I dunno fall asleep!? I just watched have you met the morgans or something like that, i don't remember anything about it, it was that boring! Like no offence, but all i seriously remember from that movie is the hot doctor and... that asian baby, i named it mei ling... I forgot her real name... And i mean i usually like romantic comedies... But i like it if they remembered the comedy part.

Not my kind of movie:
                                    You know how when you watch a movie everyone has a type, don't deny it. I saw Alvin and the chipmunks, I almost cried. I saw Adventureland, I almost died. Yeah, i mean kids movies are my favourite, teen movies i don't really find funny, especially those... guy-guy movies, you know that appeal to the jock in you? Like American Pie? or uh... Superbad Or i mean some movies in general that have no actual plot, that makes sense. And its basically there for cheap laughs, boobs and gross sex jokes. I mean i watched Bones which was my fav show of all time, it had very well normal not for the gr7 minds.... Well sometimes. I like to laugh about something like... Inside jokes or something that refers to like a few minutes ago? I dunno haha. But off topic. What im saying is, you could see a movie EVERYONE loves, but you're just not into it... Because you're just not that into it.

Order of business number two:
It was the BEST MOVIE EVER:
                                           You know once in a while you see a movie you're totally into, and well you can watch for like 30 times and not get sick of it. People will think "is s/he retarted?" well no fears, i do it to. Like the movies RENT, The Devil Wears Prada, Mean Girls, The Grudge 2 and Mulan. I have more, but i'd stop before you bash your head in. But I don't know if you could tell or not but i dont have a sort of genre... I have well musical, chick flik, teen girl or rare guy [mostly gay], horror and well kids. I dunno action, and other just seem kinda... not my thing. But then comes along like a movie um... I cant think of one, but it has like EVERYTHING mixed in and it blows blasts your mind!

Totally My Type!
                          The title speaks for itself gentle-peoples

I just liked the actor:
                               I dunno if anyone is like me... But i sometimes only watch a movie because my favourite actor is in it. Like Anne Hathaway or something of the sort, i mean i saw a movie trailer, had a hot guy. Damn on on the train to first day showing ville. Well not really a train or a ville... But i mean i might do it, if the trailer is... attention grabbing.

And on some really off random and shallow cases:
                                                                           It has a gay actor or is gay themed, guess who'd be there first? 



Anyways, as a great person once said [In a hot british accent]

Food for thought.

Christmas/Boxing day talk.

So, i'm guessing it SHOULD be kinda of obvious? But Christmas AND boxing day have come and gone. But that doesnt mean i cant TALK about it right? So here we go!

Christmas:
                 So as you know some people like... worship this day, have it on their calendar and what not. I mean wow, its like... a HOLIDAY or something haha. Kidding im not that retarted... that you know of. So i love this holiday not only because... Well no school. But i mean hello? NO WORK. I mean i can sleep in till like... 9AM! I know right!? Lucky me! Haha yeah i make breakfast in the morning... It doesnt catch fire, so my family is fine. And the whole "Its all about the giving?" Not gonna lie but: Its about the getting too. There i said it. But you were totally thinking it! But i mean this year... It didnt feel like christmas, what do you think? I mean...
                                                                               1. It was sunny
                                                                               2. For me it was just i dunno
                                                                               3. It was sunny
                                                                               4. I MEAN IT WAS SUNNY
And it also didnt help that this year i was older, and my gift was money and spent in the states. I mean no surprise.... Oh well, i guess this year was an off year. But i found a really hot guy dressed in... well a santa hat... and maybe more, maybe not.


Boxing Day:
                  So thats the day where malls are like oceans of people, and to be honest i wouldnt mind be squished in between two hot guys, that well, would be my fancy. But the whole boxing day thing? It really isnt my kind of thing. I know some of you people who believe that stereotypical nonsense "OMG BUT HES GAY, HOW DOES HE NOT LIKE SHOPPING!?" well *hint hint* they dont all love to shop. And the whole waking at 5am to go to best buy for a new tv... that isnt too cool... I mean do you REALLY need a new tv?

Ok, so ew. I kinda complained the WHOLE post. Thats so not in the spirit of the blog man! So here i'll add something awesome:

 How awesome my dec 25-28 was:
                                                                                 So, i now have 2 delicious scents from La senza Cotton candy and Honey Dew yeah DELICIOUS
                                                                                 A new HANNAH MONTANA 2010 calendar, oh yeah did i mention.. IT PLAYS MUSIC FOR ME!? Yeah! I can't wait to wake up every day!
                                                                                 A new ROBOTIC PINK THING! I called it UGLECIA [Ug-lee-sha] And i can draw and everything on it! Its so cool!
                                                                                 I have some pens from "Cross" I think its supposed to be really good?
                                                                                 And a journal called "IN MY HUMBLE OPINION" Its HILARIOUS i mean have you seen it!? LOOK  IT UP ITS AWESOME
                                                                                 And a really bad smelling Calvin Klien cologne, but I guess i'll wear it, i mean since he loves it so much haha

Oh yeah. B-T-DUBS:

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Feelings... Or non feelings

Ever feel like SO excited!?
For, Parties, Events, Friend gatherings, Just dinner, etc.

But in the middle of planning something goes wrong?
Conflicts with other things, all i can think off LOL

Then out of no where you start to re-arrange things
But then just feel like giving up and staying home that whole week?

I dunno thats how i feel? I dunno maybe i'm the only one haha, but its so wierd! Its like I try, but then i just get tired and say ef it and dont want to try any more haha.

But have you ever... Just not felt anything?
Have you ever just stayed up, and then realize. You feel nothing. No hate, happy, anger, or even horny? Just zip? Hahaha Maybe it only happens when you're tired and the caffeine doesnt help? haha

Its like for example:
                                 I totally go GAGA over boys. Im always laughing, Always making jokes and etc. But out of no where im just siting there and i think "Was he even that hot?" or like "I kinda dont wanna go to that party tomorrow..."

It goes away in the morning, but that doesnt mean its not wierd haha.

Ever feel it?

Gaydar?

So my friend has this undying feeling that she has the perfect Gaydar i mean really? Thats pretty just a load of bull! Hahaha, no offense to you "westaphone" But no one has a perfect gaydar! I mean sure you can have a good one? But a perfect one, doesnt really work out does it? But hey she gave me some tips i guess. My Gaydar is always wrong anyways, hence me 3 introduced by her gay friends.

How to create or refine your current Gaydar [results may vary]
Or so she says:
                       1. If he dresses really well then
                           A: He may be Metro
                           B: He could just have really awesome fashion sense
                           C: He just might be one of those hotties that look good in anything
                           D: Its unlikely, but he may be gay

                       2. If he is REALLY feminine then
                           A: He may be gay
                           B: He might have just grown up near many females = Adaptation
                           C: He could be acting. [In drama camp there was this realy hot guy who was really feminine and did all these things that only a gay guy would. [sounds bad but yeah i said it] Yeah he was straight. He fooled everyone and basically was feeling up every female there because: gay people are the only people girls let touch their breasts... while sober.]

                       3. Just the vibe he gives you
                           A: He might actually be giving out a gay vibe
                           B: Maybe he's giving you the "Go away im straight vibe"
                           C: You could just be hungry

                       4. He's totally checking you/your guy friend out!
                           A: He could be looking at something behind you
                           B: Maybe he is checking you/him out
                           C: He's giving you the stink eye, and you just cant tell.

                       5. He's never had a crush on a girl/ had a girlfriend
                           A: Maybe he just hasnt met the right girl
                           B: He's not into the dating scene just yet
                           C: He's just not into girls
                           D: He just didnt tell you

                        6. Bi totally leads to Gay right?
                            -Not all the time. So don't ever assume that.

*Footnote*
So unless he has a shirt saying "Gay is the New Black" [I have that shirt haha] or something related to that, you know like a rainbow belt, bracelette or etc. then i'm saying DONT ASSUME. I mean hello, did you notice all the options associated with the various things?! Gaydars DON'T WORK. Most of the time haha.
And b-t-dubs, not all gay guys are feminine.
So dont think that.

Well, well well epiphany we meet again.

So i was baking some fish and it like HIT ME.
But then while eating it, i lost it.
So i guess i came up with something of sorts.

Epiphanies. They come, and they will go. But in all: CATCH IT IN THE MOMENT.
or at least write it down.

How a conversation goes. Very... Porny, watch out.

Because of how sadly deprived i am i only have 3 gay friends yes. Count them three.
So we have this weekly convo about life. A threeway if you may haha. Yeah one of my three friends doesnt have msn so it doesnt work. Anyways here is how one goes.

*For their sakes i'll use really cool hot names*
Scott - totally masculine like? I guess. Hes what a straight guy should be
Cameron - feminine doesnt have but OWNS THE lisp
Me... - Im pretty much the boring one

"Hey!"
"Whats up my bitches!!"
"Omg ew really?"
"Pfft, i rule you all"
"Ok really this is how we ALWAYS start. Lets do something different..."
"Omg! I've always wanted to do something kinky!!"
"Bondage"
"Omfg no. I mean like start like normal people! "hey" "hi" "whats up?" and so on"
"EW! Why dont you just tell me to wear sandalls and socks!"
"Why not? Its comfy"
"EW SERIOUSLY?! ARE YOU RETARTED!?"
"Ugh, this is why i dont ever set dates with you"
"Maybe cuz you could never touch this"
"Pfft if i can rope in your ex i can f*ck anyone i please"
"Well his ex WAS a slut, so i guess either you got him drunk or he was just desperate"
"f*ck you man! Go wear your moss green crocs!"
"Wtf! why do you like memorize my shoe colours!"
"Well they are ugly, its a fact that ugly things are easy to remember. Like how i'll never forget cameron"
"AW THANKS!"
"Really cameron re- "HEY! B*TCH!" -eally?"
"Hahaha, i guess sucking d*cks all you know how to do LOL"
"LOL"
"Whatever! At least i know how! I mean touching it and saying ew doesnt count :)"
"hahahaha"
"F*ck you, ive sucked more than you've seen!"
"Omg really you guys, lets not have a slut battle"
"I'd win."
"Win the title of, THE LOSER"
"i find that ironic..."
"OMG SO I WAS WATCHING PORN EARLIER"
"obviously, thats the only action you'd get"
"ha. ha. Anyways, so he was licking the other guy and i was like OMG KINKY!"
"Ew... thanks for sharing"
"I bet he tasted salty LOL"
"LOL no they were in the shower!"
"soap gives you like... stomach aches!"
"Well it wasnt safe thats for sure"
"LOL"
"OK. I GET IT. ANYWAYS I WENT TO THE STATES TODAY!"
"No sh*t! YOUVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT FOR DAYS"
"f*ck you!"
"ANY HOT GUYS?!"
"OMG YES. AND LIKE THE GUYS IN MACYS ARE LIKE THE GAY VALLIES HAHA"
"why wasnt i there!?"
"Notice how youre canadian"
"Notce how you should shut the f*ck up!"
"Notce how IM STILL TALKING! Ok so like they were so hot! And like i was flirting with one! I LOVED IT he was so cute! except he had like really bad bags. like really bad! I dont think he slept!"
"he was anticipating your arrival, i saw your outfit today! WHO WOULDNT BE EXCITED?!"
"Maybe people like me"
"Ok fine, excluding retards"
"No, you mean only the retards, its ok you make those "unique" mistakes ALL THE TIME"
"Ok girls, have your little fight later! Anyways! So Cameron i think you'd like some guy i met at Hot Topic! He was asian and...."
"OMG, he's probably got a d*ck, so yeah HOOK A BRUTHA UP BIATCH!!"
"notice U-S-A"
"Whatever i'll sneak, it'll be an epic movie! Call it Cameron and Asian"
"Oh! Or No One Cares, the movie"
"Oh and at mcdonal- "WELL IM SURE PEOPLE WOULD WATCH IT!" -ds i saw the hottest guy ever! perfect for you Scott!"
"You know if they were PAID to go. And nah, not really looking for anyone right now. But you got my bottle right>?"
"Yeah! It was totally sweet i LOVED IT! I mean i dont even wanna use it! I might break it! ):"
"Hahaha, well whatever works for you. Just glad you liked it, i skipped school for it!"
"What the B*TCH! I didnt get anything!!!"
"YEAH! I gave you that... thing"
"WTF, THE JAR OF JELLY BEANS!?"
"yeah thats the one"
"Omg! I gave you some baseball bat that like cost so much and i get jelly beans. thanks. (i like jelly beans haha)"
"ANYWAYS. AGAIN. So i wonder what it'll be like to marry my oven"
"brb"
"Kay, and yeah that'd be so kinky! you can get it ON while you get hot and warm! LOL"
"Omg you're so lame."
"Youre the one who wore CROCS!"
"that was totally when i was 13 I DIDNT KNOW ANY BETTER!"
"Yeah i guess you WERE straight back then, ew."
"Whatever, go fall off a cliff"
"I second that. majority rules!"


--ETC ETC. But this one wasnt that exciting. When there is one. I'll post it. this one was just eh HAHA

IT'LL BE BETTER NEXT TIME (:

Boys. BoYs? BOYS!

So... FAIR WARNING:
                                  This little "blog" will and forever will have alot to do with boys. Yes. Boys i see, in the city, on tv, on the interweb and yes even in the states ooh! I dunno i just always talk about boys. So like i said fair warning I talk about them ALOT. If you cant handle people going gaga over boys then i say SKIP the ones with titles containing "boys" or bear though it! I say thats more fun!

Its helpful... In ways

So i've been... Conversing with my friends. Well i mean if they're your friends you should converse with them... ANYWAYS. I've always had the topic of "I'm so fat..." and well.... I say it too... I dont know why but i do. I occasionally know i'm not but eh... Its the ways of society. So here is something i've remembered in my past.

*Helpful ways to live in the present*
1: If you're like me, which i doubt. I prefer NOT to exercise i mean, ew. Why would i wanna die tired? I mean sure i'd die good looking and stuff, but i'd totally be tired.
2: You don't mind dying fat. I mean i won't mind, its like i'm gonna die happy, full, fat, but happy haha. And who knows maybe it might become a problem and i'd get featured on like... Some show?
3. You are the complete opposite, you LOVE to move around and doing sports and you look awesome and hot and well, awesome! Then you probably wouln't need my help i mean, go climb a tree and jump off rooftops!! Its what you CAN do! [but don't do it, you might hurt yourself]
4.You don't eat much and you prefer to eat healthy, i mean for when you do eat. And you move around and like... You have a high metabolism and you can flaunt your sexy hottness haha.

Ok. Here goes:
                         Diets for the people who are on case 3 and 4
                       --- Continue what you're doing, exercise, eat healthy and just be you.
                       --- Why yes, its not a diet thank you for noticing! (:

                          For you cases 1 and 2 then you're like me and this is what I do.
                      --- I don't remember where i saw it but i always remember it because its so funny!

Diet 1: The "F*ck it" diet
Now this is what you do. When you're hungry or you're just craving... Gravy fries? Then you say "F*ck it* and you go indulge!

Diet 2: "F*ck that sh*t"
Now say this, you want to exercise, or you're forced because you wanna lose those "extra 3 pounds" then go to the gym, walk onto a treadmill and look at it for three seconds and walk off. Then proceed to say "F*ck that sh*t!" And leave.

Thus concluding my helpful hints.



[Im kidding don't actually do that. I mean its really bad for you... Well case one and two are my actual theories of life. But the diets? Don't do it...]

Don't jump on rooftops.

The In-Betweens.

Now through some... Thought and a forced epiphany i have figured out the... In-Betweens.

-This is for you "Parebear" (: [Follow him on twitter too!]

Ok so i'm guessing you read: It all started at 4am?
if not: http://mindmymales.blogspot.com/2009/12/it-all-started-at-4am.html

Now. Here we go.

If you dont feel like you fit in the Successful/Lucky or Fat categories then.... You're probably the In-Between.

Description:
                  You're not old enough to be rich and famous. You're not like the "hottest thing since Neil Patrick Harris" and well you dont have the bodies of really hot Gay Porn stars. So basically I'm describing average aren't I?

The possibilities:
                            So like unlike all those really lucky or hardworking people out there. You'd be one of those who just... Slide by in life, like how they look, aren't working out everyday and just living life to their average normal self. Then i'd think you'd have a little big smaller chance of meeting the Successful people. But if you have a good personality and you're likable then you'd have an average chance of meeting the "Successful"

I'm babbling... But im saying, the in betweens are... 50-50 If they play their cards right, then you wouldnt hit the "unavailable" and your developement of... "Carpal Tunnel" will come to an end LOL [3 points to people who got that]

It all started at 4am....

Ok here is how my epiphany number one at 4am started...

"As quoted from Twitter, with minor tweeks also" (AHotTrannyMess look me up!)

There are two types of gays. Within the two types are two branches. And every branch decends onto a.... option i guess? A variable you decide.

Type one: Fat.
Options: Ugly
          Or
              Average looking.
Possibilities: Nice, cute,funny and all around good person
          Or
                  "Just not your type" <-This has two small branches:
                                                     Not the looks you "need"
                                                                        Or
                                                     Just doesn't "click" with you.


Type two: Successful/Lucky
 Options: Really HOT.
          Rich and smart
                          Or
                        Both
Possibilities: For Hot are
                   Really Bitchy and a jerk... Probably what in general a Player
                   Or [if really lucky]
                   Really nice, cute funny and well awesome. = Perfect
*Footnote*
For possibility 2 You've hit the Jackpot. [Ignore the pun... Unless you like it]
----> Then he may be [In girls eyes] Unavailable, Married or Gay
----> But for us boys?  Boyfriend, Married or Straight.
         ~~~~But, if he has a boyfriend its not too permanent. If he has a husband? Well does he have kids? It only counts if he has kids. [LOL im kidding dont seduce married or men in relationships. Unless you want to.]

                   For Rich and Smart they are
                   Not too good looking.
                   I guess his looks aren't TOO much of an issue...
                                          Or
                   Omg! He's so hot! How does that work!?

*Footnote 2*
If he's not too good looking but you accept it, i mean come on every relationship no matter how shallow, looks matter a little.
Now if you accept it then it pretty much ties into the "looks aren't TOO much..." Then thats good you've hit one of two branches.
Branches: Quilifications for these are: Rich, cute, funny AND smart.
                You've hit: Problemed
                                -Alcoholic?
                                -Gambler
                                -Nice... Until in private
                                    Or
                                Unavailable... So it ties into the hot category?


In all
Its pretty hard to meet someone who fits these things... And not end up in Unavailable.
But there's my... Epiphany! Good luck and... comment (: