Because of how sadly deprived i am i only have 3 gay friends yes. Count them three.
So we have this weekly convo about life. A threeway if you may haha. Yeah one of my three friends doesnt have msn so it doesnt work. Anyways here is how one goes.
*For their sakes i'll use really cool hot names*
Scott - totally masculine like? I guess. Hes what a straight guy should be
Cameron - feminine doesnt have but OWNS THE lisp
Me... - Im pretty much the boring one
"Hey!"
"Whats up my bitches!!"
"Omg ew really?"
"Pfft, i rule you all"
"Ok really this is how we ALWAYS start. Lets do something different..."
"Omg! I've always wanted to do something kinky!!"
"Bondage"
"Omfg no. I mean like start like normal people! "hey" "hi" "whats up?" and so on"
"EW! Why dont you just tell me to wear sandalls and socks!"
"Why not? Its comfy"
"EW SERIOUSLY?! ARE YOU RETARTED!?"
"Ugh, this is why i dont ever set dates with you"
"Maybe cuz you could never touch this"
"Pfft if i can rope in your ex i can f*ck anyone i please"
"Well his ex WAS a slut, so i guess either you got him drunk or he was just desperate"
"f*ck you man! Go wear your moss green crocs!"
"Wtf! why do you like memorize my shoe colours!"
"Well they are ugly, its a fact that ugly things are easy to remember. Like how i'll never forget cameron"
"AW THANKS!"
"Really cameron re- "HEY! B*TCH!" -eally?"
"Hahaha, i guess sucking d*cks all you know how to do LOL"
"LOL"
"Whatever! At least i know how! I mean touching it and saying ew doesnt count :)"
"hahahaha"
"F*ck you, ive sucked more than you've seen!"
"Omg really you guys, lets not have a slut battle"
"I'd win."
"Win the title of, THE LOSER"
"i find that ironic..."
"OMG SO I WAS WATCHING PORN EARLIER"
"obviously, thats the only action you'd get"
"ha. ha. Anyways, so he was licking the other guy and i was like OMG KINKY!"
"Ew... thanks for sharing"
"I bet he tasted salty LOL"
"LOL no they were in the shower!"
"soap gives you like... stomach aches!"
"Well it wasnt safe thats for sure"
"LOL"
"OK. I GET IT. ANYWAYS I WENT TO THE STATES TODAY!"
"No sh*t! YOUVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT FOR DAYS"
"f*ck you!"
"ANY HOT GUYS?!"
"OMG YES. AND LIKE THE GUYS IN MACYS ARE LIKE THE GAY VALLIES HAHA"
"why wasnt i there!?"
"Notice how youre canadian"
"Notce how you should shut the f*ck up!"
"Notce how IM STILL TALKING! Ok so like they were so hot! And like i was flirting with one! I LOVED IT he was so cute! except he had like really bad bags. like really bad! I dont think he slept!"
"he was anticipating your arrival, i saw your outfit today! WHO WOULDNT BE EXCITED?!"
"Maybe people like me"
"Ok fine, excluding retards"
"No, you mean only the retards, its ok you make those "unique" mistakes ALL THE TIME"
"Ok girls, have your little fight later! Anyways! So Cameron i think you'd like some guy i met at Hot Topic! He was asian and...."
"OMG, he's probably got a d*ck, so yeah HOOK A BRUTHA UP BIATCH!!"
"notice U-S-A"
"Whatever i'll sneak, it'll be an epic movie! Call it Cameron and Asian"
"Oh! Or No One Cares, the movie"
"Oh and at mcdonal- "WELL IM SURE PEOPLE WOULD WATCH IT!" -ds i saw the hottest guy ever! perfect for you Scott!"
"You know if they were PAID to go. And nah, not really looking for anyone right now. But you got my bottle right>?"
"Yeah! It was totally sweet i LOVED IT! I mean i dont even wanna use it! I might break it! ):"
"Hahaha, well whatever works for you. Just glad you liked it, i skipped school for it!"
"What the B*TCH! I didnt get anything!!!"
"YEAH! I gave you that... thing"
"WTF, THE JAR OF JELLY BEANS!?"
"yeah thats the one"
"Omg! I gave you some baseball bat that like cost so much and i get jelly beans. thanks. (i like jelly beans haha)"
"ANYWAYS. AGAIN. So i wonder what it'll be like to marry my oven"
"brb"
"Kay, and yeah that'd be so kinky! you can get it ON while you get hot and warm! LOL"
"Omg you're so lame."
"Youre the one who wore CROCS!"
"that was totally when i was 13 I DIDNT KNOW ANY BETTER!"
"Yeah i guess you WERE straight back then, ew."
"Whatever, go fall off a cliff"
"I second that. majority rules!"
--ETC ETC. But this one wasnt that exciting. When there is one. I'll post it. this one was just eh HAHA
IT'LL BE BETTER NEXT TIME (:
Micah, dear, did you really have to use the name Cameron? Don't you realize who I associate the name with? I'll give you a hint, he's hot and sexy and I stare at him in class and i have his picture on my phone. Ring a bell? Yeah. But other than that, lubs you <3
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OMG you have to tell me their real identities ;]
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